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This is the worst dating site ever!
Every girl wants to be that girl you fuck and brag to all your friends about
Women.... OK Real women like a man with body hair. If I wanted to feel smooth I would pet my pussy.
I bet everyone has a face they see on their timeline & thinks...... "Yum I bet that face would look good in between my thighs"
Pushed out my tummy with all my strength,created a perfect little babybump, snapped a pic titled"HI DAD"& sent it to my ex for his 40th BDAY
Someone just dm'd me - "Followback within 24 hours or you will automatically be unfollowed" PS.Feel free to suck this fart out of my ass xo
My hand will never feel as good as your mouth.
True love is being able to smother your partners face whenever your privates so desire.
When you look at me like that.... I can feel it in my panties.
Fake orgasm? Heck no. If your penis is going to go in me, you are going to get me off - one way or another. Work harder.
It really blows that getting laid involves actually having to leave the house and socialize with the general public.
The only time I put panties on is when I know someone will be taking them off.
I'll have to crawl into a hole & hide if Twitter ever starts showing how many times I've enlarged your avi
If a spooning sesh does not turn into you trying to rape my ass, I've failed or something is seriously wrong with you & we can't be friends.
You know what takes the fun out of TWITTER?Obsessing over every single tweet in the hopes for a massive amount of stars. FUCK THAT. Over it.
Taking the long walk from my car to my apt to avoid any chance of running into real life people is hard when you're carrying a case of beer.
I just ate an ice cream sandwich.Now I am going to go lay in bed & cry while feeling disgusting for having an ice cream sandwich at 7:15am
Hey Twitter boys that pick on Twitter girls... You're gross.
Some men really need to work on their talking dirty skills. I'm a bit embarrassed for you.
Someone just told me they would like to run their tongue from my clit to my ass. Again and again. And now I'm shy and here on Twitter.