Listening to the police scanners as they have the suspect cornered in the boat. More reliable than media.  http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam?utm_campaign=ustre-am&utm_source=6807252&utm_medium=social …

Best synopsis of what's going on via media outlets  https://www.rebelmouse.com/MITShooting/Watertown/ …

After each live session I play, I just realize how much I miss online, especially rakeback!

Live limit poker just is a brutal reminder of how much I miss online. #wehaditgood!

Wow go Blackhawks!

I have a new guilty pleasure show. Chasing @thesaturdays! All the girls are just so adorable.

@lynngilmartin @lasvegaspokers @jasonkoon @fundapetmiracle yes please pick Stacey! She's worked so hard helping people and their pets!

Keep it classy Romney. Just concede and say gg already.

This...is just amazing. Gene Roddenberry must be proud. Nasa developing WARP DRIVE! OMG! http://t.co/jrzWHeLj

Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat, a dog. I have a bike. Do you like tv? I saw a rock. Hi.

Sarah Grant, @sarahgrantpoker called the clock on me and it's really hard to answer questions in 60 secs! @pokernews http://t.co/jvFKnpZ7!

It's April 15th, one full year after Black Friday. I'm still grieving. DoJ, please give us our jobs back. Thank you.

Problems affording health care? Go to an airport. You get free X-Rays, breast exams and if you mention Al Qaeda, you get a free colonoscopy!

If you judge a book by it's cover, you miss out on a great story.

"The bravest thing that men do is love woman."

9 out of 10 men prefer women with big breasts. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys. =)

Love seeing my little yorkie do tricks. So smart and quick to learn, too cute.

I literally got goosebumps all over when Jessica sang on Idol tonight, wow.

Hey Bitar, such an emotional response regarding FTP. Took you only 11 months to respond. We all forgive you. JK douche bag, now pay up.

Class act and well spoken as always...Open letter to FTP from @mattglantz http://t.co/46iP1qUi