If what someone wants to work for and what someone wants to pay is a private matter I think we should negotiate what Philip Davies is paid.

@stevekettell @natfin1 @nishmadoshi Oh i'm with this one too, the current hashtag pees me off. I'll promote #ihatemisogynisticfuckwits

My morbidly obese uncle had 'He aint heavy, he's my brother'. True story. #inappropriatefuneralsongs

watchin @yourmelody1 graduation: University of Memphis Commencement Ceremony - samemphis http://t.co/V5x8zTX WELL DONE MEL! #hardworkpaidoff

@garethalteran Read Machiavelli to the cat. Tidy later. Sorted ;)

BBC News - Birmingham University protest ends in clash Girls headbutted and punched http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-12217009

RT“@ukuncut:Dear Mr Rooney. Reportedly you earn£250K pw.Why do you think your avoided£600K is better in your pocket than in the NHS#ukuncut”

@drsjg77 @yourmelody1 I'm a twitter convert. Love also how you can pick your friends unlike FB where it's about who you know

@puffles2010 @brokenofbritain Jumping in- And indeed child *benefit.* You don't have to claim it. Now jumping out again ;)

when i read the @serafinowicz joke out loud, my cat ran around the room as if he was possessed