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Special hugs to all who have lost their moms, those mothers who have lost children and the women who struggle to become Moms. #hugs
Poor Prince Harry, stuck in the kids carriage
6 yr old: I DON'T WANT TO BE 4's BROTHER! Me: Okay, we'll go to the doctor and change that. (pause from both) 6: I was just kidding, Mommy.
The day before Mother's Day always seems to be a test. Your last chance to earn your 'day off'. Who put the fucking quarters in these three?
You know how they say Absence makes the heart grow fonder? Too much absence can also make you forget and move on. #justsaying
My son's Kindergarten class just received 4 new iPads for them to use starting in January. I ate paste in Kindergarten.
yeah! = agreement. Yay! = excitement/elation
It's like the kids know they have to be good tomorrow so they're extra crazy today. Is it too early to drink?
Recruiter FB friend I know is ranting about the idiot people sending in resumes, ending with "or your an idiot"... #blindleadingblind
It's 1PM and my children are at Target NOT IN THE CLASSROOM. Both sides, get off your asses and end this. #CTU #CPS #youbothsuck
*mumble-mumble* years old and I still love those chutes at the bank drive thru
Mother's Day should be one long spa day for all. We're dropped off at the door, get to sleep in and nothing but food, booze and massages.
....and we have our first time out.
4 yr old is stretching out an animal balloon we got the other day & it no longer looks like an animal. Looks like something I'd like...A LOT
Why does this child only come in 'Loud'??? Stop shouting!!!
When did life get to be so difficult to juggle & manage? I want to be 25 again...
Husband: I love what is going on with her tits right now. #handsoffhesmine
Just pre-registered for my diagnostic mammogram & u/s for next week. Had my screening last week. Ladies, get checked!! #boobiewednesday
Mrs., mother of 3, Going for my black belt in Hapkido and in TaeKwonDo. Likes coffee, wine, BBQ chips and I love to bake.