Hey everyone! I ran 3 miles in about 32 mins and these cats just don't give a fuck. Literally, the cats I feed everyday, don't care.

TIME TO CRACK OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE. #Oscars #Pregaming #PrePreGaming

Hey, remember when I wrote up a #raw #vegan banana nog recipe last year? Remember to add RUM. #glutenfree  http://vegansaurus.com/post/14511143864 …

My roommates just told me to put some clothes on. How about FUCK THEM for not appreciating the female form at it's palest?

I got the chance to review the new @vegannacheez sauce and made a banana-nacho empanada (fine it was a calzone)!  http://vegansaurus.com/post/50497717711 …

WE DID IT!!! 5k complete! Now it's time for Donut Farm!!!! @wakeupcaroline @vegan_donuts

It's 7am, which means @wakeupcaroline and I are off to our Lake Merritt 5k!!!! #HelpMe #BatShitCray

Hey you guys! I've been training for a 5k the last three days! I feel great! pic.twitter.com/YvxaWJhxdY

The best part about St Patty's Day is... oh right nothing, I've been living in big cities the last six years. #ClusterFuckShitShow

Back to the daily grind! Nothing like eating at other #vegan restaurants to get me excited about my own work! :D #SXAZ #SF

People used to be so worried about robots, they didn't even see Wikipedia, the Kardashians or smartphones coming.

"Jack Hughman?" - @wakeupcaroline #Oscars #HughJackman

And then the city of #SF was sad, but the people resorted to drinking expensive microbrews and feeling superior to the rest of America again

Thought the point of having boy roommates is that they throw SuperBowl parties where I can hit on their friends & steal snacks and beer!!!

#FF my #vegan amigos @seanhugunin @britnicroq @veganyackattack @g1nny @verbalspacey @wakeupcaroline @stayvocal @queerveganfood @courtneypool

New show to be obsessed with - #FreaksAndGeeks? It's happening. I mean, all the dreamboats in this show, where have I been?

Heading 2 Benders later w/ my happy hour crew!  http://vegansaurus.com/post/35224561469 … @seanhugunin @craznbee @britnicroq @wakeupcaroline @jelzabeth #SF #Vegan

I love it when I get asked for my ID w/ my parents, grandma and aunt, as if I'm trying to pull a fast one on EVERYBODY.

I think this guy is trying to come on to me using his dog, but I'm IMMUNE TO THAT SHIT. #Cats

JUST LEFT MY MARK IN #LA. Peed in a Rite-Aid parking lot. #ElegantDebauchery