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Was just pointed out to me that nothing in the nursery rhyme suggests Humpty Dumpty is an egg. All at once, I can see through the matrix.
Just accidentally switched back to a documentary about a syphilis museum. Remote control stopped working. The horror. The HORROR.
Rick Santorum is eating chicken politically. America, ladies and gentlemen.
This is like watching Sheldon fucking Cooper babysit. #ToyShow
Disappointingly, it turns out that "T Rex: Born to Boogie" is about the band.
It's as if he gazed right into the abyss at the end of the universe and came back broken, mad, craving oblivion. #wonders #BrianCoxIsInsane
"Even stars can't shine forever" he says, almost gleefully. Jesus Christ the man is a psychopath. #wonders
I mean, we've all thought about owning a load of wolves, but unless you live some sort of doom fortress or ice lair, you just shouldn't.
5000 women a year travel from Ireland to the UK for abortions so we can pretend they don't happen. Ridiculous.
Every time I see a Diet Coke ad, I think about how people died so those women could vote.
Kinder Surpriseseseses made me the girl I am today! They taught me so much about high expectations vs. reality, and from such a young age!
Long shot, but worth a go - if anybody spotted a pink camo pattern wallet (shut up) near Trinity on Fri/Sat, I'd appreciate a holler.
Twenty miles. Twenty miles those tubby little fuckers walk to do all their egg stuff. Twenty miles, without any knees. #Idiots
Not to be too Irish about it or anything, but I can't be the only person assuming that the use of rubber bullets would kill somebody.