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  • JennyJohnsonHi5
      Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5

    If a guy's coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day.

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Writer, comedian, Texan, asshole and owner of 2 dogs. Follow me on Instagram: jennyjohnsonhi5


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