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All men with your cock as your avi
You're wasting your time
We want to see your face
Cos that's what we'll be fucking first baby
Dear Guys on Twitter
We'd maybe believe yr flattery if u didn't say the same 2 every other girl on twitter
Every girl on twitter
And yes, I did google how to spell pharmaceutical. I just knew I couldn't slip 'farmasooticul' past you clever bastards
I wonder if I'll ever get drunk enough to switch on
Not a fucking chance! I kinda like not being dead in swamps
I just don't get it? how come inmates on death row don't ask for pussy as their last meal?
My own Mum has had 6 lumps removed from her body. So if my avi reminds women to cop a feel then EXCELLENT if u don't like it? Fuck off prude
I just said "you auto-complete me" to someone I care for
God help me, if THAT doesn't win him over - nothing will
When you get starred & RT by someone you totally respect on here, it makes you wanna totally screw them till un-respect you ;-)
I'm cold now.... Hug me?
I know, shutup 'you're so needy Jenny'
I'm not needy - I'M WANTEY
Apologies. I've had a drink tonight.
By drink I mean. Bottle. By tonight I mean everyfuckingnight
When you don't get their 'good night gorgeous' and 'good morning beautiful' text anymore. Sorry. He's just not that into you.
Honestly, I'm knackered. I just did a yawn wide enough for 3 dicks. And a midget for good measure
Swallows for follows
Not really, I'll do it for free
I know the way to mans heart. It's from behind him. One hand on his cock, the other hooping his ass
"you're all the biggest cunty assfelchin spackmongs I ever met - 'like' THAT you helmet dribbles"
- Jennys facebook status update
It's time for me to retreat to my bed. Cosy up & spoon my pillow
By spoon I mean knuckle-dive
By pillow I mean sausage wallet
But u knew
When you miss someone. Muchly. You can't function. That
So for all the fucksies who don't like when I say funsies I suggest u bail nowsies before I smash your nadsies with my Circulon Elitesies
Just kidding! Only fella I want unloading his sacks on my tits is Santa
A few #ff will follow today. If I don't mention you. Don't worry, it still means I want to cover yr helmet in marmite and chow down
Bio? like I give a fuck. okay OKAY, I do. Don't be a dick & confuse my tweets with RL, I'm slutty for a laugh not slutty for a length. BIG difference.