Uh oh @thebloggess. It looks like the bears have picket signs of their own. #OCCUPYCOLBERT http://t.co/3mt3WaIM

We're on to you, @stephenathome. Give back @thebloggess's ear. #OCCUPYCOLBERT http://t.co/PfgfvAzn

99% of @thebloggess's right ear is held by 1% of @stephenathome. Help her take back her ear and #OCCUPYCOLBERT.

In #writerhell, there is only decaf coffee.

Nothing else today is going to top this, so thank you, and good night. RT @harleymaywrites Everyone should read this. http://t.co/5RxLWnVX

If Obama responds to Reddit AMA questions with puns and gifs I will JUST DIE.

Obama controls the weather AND has the power to destroy Reddit? Obama's got cheat codes! HAX. OBAMA HAX.

You know what I hate? When I buy a hamster from the pet store and it grows up, steals my Kia Soul, and starts a rap career.

My phone corrects "demonic" to "feminine." Coincidence?

I'm ready to rage-quit this summer cold. CTRL ALT DEL. CTRL ALT DEL.

Twitter, GROUP HUG. We all need it.

@harleymaywrites Showers are sooooo overrated. A shower wants to change you. A bed loves you for who you are, dirt and all.

The tot just woke up from a deep sleep to dance. Who *is* this kid? Forsaking sleep to dance? I smell a new Disney movie.

TWITTER! @branli @motoridersd and myself have a favor to ask of you. We want to see your #pinkyout pics. It's like #planking, but fancier.

I am altering the pants. Pray I don't alter it any further. #replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants

@andrewtshaffer Sequel: Relearning How to Use Social Media After One Hundred Minutes of Solitude.

How I imagine every avocado: pic.twitter.com/Qcvfk3I1g1

I am proud to say that I didn't eat any of the cookies my boss brought in to work. However, I did sniff every one when no one was looking.

So....  http://www.neopets.com/  is still a thing, in case you all ever wanted to journey back to the beginning of internet obsession.

I suck at crossword puzzles, so to make myself feel better, I cheat. A lot.