I am so full of sarcasm and self-irony that I don't get myself either.

Mr. Bean has to be my real father. That is the only way I can understand how my daily life goes. It is in the genes.

I have just noticed that starfucking is actually a lazy tweeters way to say: Roger that or I agree. I am lazy, and wanna press the button.

I am not here to entertain you, I am here to entertain me. Me, myself and I.

Steal My Tweets Please

Always remember the right answer: It wasn't me.

Twitter needs pills.

I have my Hulk pajama on. Just so you all know how Bad Ass girl I am.

Your ability to weave spider's web through my thoughts always amazes me.

There isn't much happening on Twitter. Does that mean people actually have life. I have a good reason not to have, but what is your excuse.

Despite those two bottles of red wine, I don't have a hangover. I must be entering professional level.

No, I don't do DM's much. I don't see the point. Unless there is something naughty, dirty or nasty for me. :) I answer here, with my tweets.

That is only way how I can understand why people here can be so much funny only with 140 characters.

This time a month there is no right. You can only go wrong with me.

I wish my sex life would be as active than my Twitter account was today. Girl can only dream. So thank you new followers, RT's and *'s.

The best method of contraception; parents.

I am gonna stick with my version of subtweets;submissive tweets. So U all know the spirit of my tweets.U can spank my tweets with UR tweets.

I wonder if it is normal to think about Sonny Crockett everytime I hear Phil Collins "In The Air Tonight".

You write a dirty word, nothing happens. You write a cleaner version of dirty word, here comes the spam. Clever.

You can't fake the naughty.