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I am so full of sarcasm and self-irony that I don't get myself either.
Mr. Bean has to be my real father. That is the only way I can understand how my daily life goes. It is in the genes.
I have just noticed that starfucking is actually a lazy tweeters way to say: Roger that or I agree. I am lazy, and wanna press the button.
I am not here to entertain you, I am here to entertain me. Me, myself and I.
Steal My Tweets Please
Always remember the right answer: It wasn't me.
Twitter needs pills.
I have my Hulk pajama on. Just so you all know how Bad Ass girl I am.
Your ability to weave spider's web through my thoughts always amazes me.
There isn't much happening on Twitter. Does that mean people actually have life. I have a good reason not to have, but what is your excuse.
Despite those two bottles of red wine, I don't have a hangover. I must be entering professional level.
No, I don't do DM's much. I don't see the point. Unless there is something naughty, dirty or nasty for me. :) I answer here, with my tweets.
That is only way how I can understand why people here can be so much funny only with 140 characters.
This time a month there is no right. You can only go wrong with me.
I wish my sex life would be as active than my Twitter account was today. Girl can only dream. So thank you new followers, RT's and *'s.
The best method of contraception; parents.
I am gonna stick with my version of subtweets;submissive tweets. So U all know the spirit of my tweets.U can spank my tweets with UR tweets.
I wonder if it is normal to think about Sonny Crockett everytime I hear Phil Collins "In The Air Tonight".
You write a dirty word, nothing happens. You write a cleaner version of dirty word, here comes the spam. Clever.
You can't fake the naughty.
Wannabe nonconformist. I reject your reality and substitute my own. Jenna don´t like much. Stolen by @My_KiLL_Myers .