@gemofamara "There's a huge, unfortunate lack of respect for anything male". THIS IS WHAT STEVEN MOFFAT ACTUALLY BELIEVES.

HOLY SHIT, TURNS OUT EVERYTHING WAS A MISDIRECT, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS ACTUALLY PLAYING PARIS & JANEWAY'S SALAMANDER BABY, OUT FOR REVENGE

okay, justified, but with colonel sanders, and it's called justifried, and i'd just like to apologize for this tweet

Hey, @hbo, are you -really- telling me you can give Entourage eight seasons and a movie, but can't do another year of #Enlightened?

@gemofamara At least a good 80% of "plot holes" prove how profoundly unimaginative said nitpicker is.

There needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for discussions about TV, where chatter will inevitably turn to Buffy S6 or the BSG/Lost finales

"listen up, SHEEPLE. did you even realize that this request for money is about MONEY?!"

my top ten series for 2013 so far: Enlightened is 1 through 6; also 10. just missing the list is enlightened at #11 and #12.

#himym finale will be 20 minutes of ted making passionate, disturbing love to a yellow umbrella with a crudely drawn face on it. book it.

bsg chat is a near-perfect imitation of the warmth of a lovers skin, and the gentle rhythms of intimate conversation

THIS GLOBE AND MAIL STORY BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT oh right it's about rob ford, of course it won't, dude's a fucking goldmine

generally speaking i feel bad for the Willennials generation. it's the wild wild west out there for them.

Max was an honest, human portrayal of a type of person so under-served by cheap stereotypes in the world of television: The lazy. (2/2)

"This is embarrassing, we were under the impression that the titular Beverly Hills Cop was a middle-aged white guy. Our bad!" - CBS

(Looks at post-it note on computer that has "NEW GIRL IS THE THIRD RAIL, DO NOT TALK ABOUT NEW GIRL" written on it) (Heeds post-it note)

confused by the trend of some new girl fans thinking they're fuckin' cultural outlaws or some shit for liking new girl

@rowankaiser @gemofamara It's better than The Walking Dead! #RingingEndorsements

previously on mad men: "Stardate 5730.2... We have reached orbit around Negron 7."

@48oniram @spazophie @rowankaiser chitty-chitty-fav-favs, for... oh, i don't even know anymore.

Normally I prefer to avoid the whole cult-of-martyrdom for cancelled TV shows, but when you talk the talk the way HBO talks, I get angry.