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Since there's no football on Sunday's anymore I started going to church to start the wave. Not as fulfilling.
City court just dismissed my speeding ticket today. It almost feels like I could get away with murder.
I've become an expert at avoiding stepping in dog poop at the park. Now I totally get what Nam was all about
If you can open up a package of Oreos and eat just a few, you're a much stronger man than I.
One more losing season and the Browns will have to change their mascot to a shit stain.
Maybe Jackson Pollock was just making paintings of the clusterfuck of computer wires behind his desk? In that case, GENIUS!
Dear diary, today I saw a 350 pound man on a scooter. Today can be drawn up as a success.
It's good to set goals when you're drunk, like "I need to pee before I go to bed."
Playing playstation while my dog farts next to me. #mydayoff #abouttodie #suffocation
I refuse to acknowledge Tebow as baby Jesus until my iPhone learns how to spell his name.
50 shades of douche
