The Moose King is not elected... appointed by Wayne Gretzky. RT @kingbry7 Do Canadians tweet this much when they elect their moose king?

Ugh, the grocery store is out of Half-Baked ice cream. I don't even care who wins the election now. #bcpoli

Classic. Announcer during this @nfl #Falcons / #Saints game: "he had this ugly green helmet I didn't recognize. He was from Saskatchewan."

Dear movie producers who follow me on twitter, the world is ready for Short Circuit 3 (& Steve Guttenberg could use the work)

This needs to be on the Internet. @tysonelder http://t.co/zOfK0QH6

“@taradublinrocks: RT @adamjclarkson: images of earthquake devastaion in washington, DC http://t.co/Yk0UrEM”

Twas the day before #CanadaDay, and all through the mall, young ladies were looking for red skirts that are two sizes too small.

“@theperogycat: Vancouver vs. Victoria http://t.co/bAWfSTW” bwahahahahaha

Quinville is not wearing a tie clip. Hobo.

hey @polbot4000 check this RT @katalysthq @conanobrien ending his NBC-imposed silence on this Sunday's "60 Minutes" - http://nyti.ms/dxsqnZ

Blog: The Sandwich Project, I love sandwiches so much. http://wp.me/piHWx-yv

RT @sueandsteve I used a tip from the 5 steps to going viral on twitter at http://tinyurl.com/balj9z and it worked! hehe

Chores. Chores. Chores. Bacon. Chores.

Will the #NDP have less seats than yesterday? Wow. #bcpoli

Sleeping on my couch with the patio door wide open listening to the frogs.

Listen to this! @hannahmusic laying down "Enemies" on @thezonedotfm. Hannah Georgas - Enemies (live)  http://soundcloud.com/jeremybaker-2/hannah-georgas-enemies-live … on #SoundCloud

“@jaonsvan: Sunny Day Real Estate > Foo Fighters” based on sadness? Then yes.

Schneider went on an adventure? Like Dora? #Canucks

The only way the Canucks could beat Mike Smith is if the #Coyotes pull him. And Vermette shoots at the empty net.

Schneider? Give it to Schneider. #Canucks