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Great, now a bunch of people are gonna start naming their kids Madison.
They just kept coming, it was horrible. Rob Lowes everywhere. I watched them kill my father. God why did they have to make those commercials
I had to quit my job as an underwear model because the photographer kept telling me he was "just a cashier" and that I "need to leave Macys"
The Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercial seems like the kind of commercial that would sleep with your girlfriend in the back of a Trans Am
The Matthew MacConaughey Lincoln commercial seems like the type of commercial that would drive a Pontiac Firebird.
*uses Ouija board*
A R E - A N Y - G H O S T S - W I T H - U S - R I G H T - N O W
*spirit favs but doesn't reply*
I hate it when I see an inflatable arm-flailing tube man and then I realize that he was actually flailing his arms at someone behind me.
The opposite of Lil Wayne is Large Garth.
*takes one M&M out*
Has anyone seen my earbuds?
I've seen some lowdown, dirty things in my life, but robbing a bakery really takes the cake.
Even scientists aren't sure where scientists come from. "The future?" said one scientist. "Ohio?" said the same scientist in a deeper voice.
The Wikipedia page for Wikipedia is ruining my life.
Mitsubishi Galant? More like Mitsubishi Goofus.