Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Frodo tosses The Ring into the fires of Mount Doom, destroying the evil forever. I appear behind him and toss a John Cougar Mellencamp CD in
Deion Sanders should open up a log cabin that sells cars and repairs air conditioners and call in Neon Deion's Dodge Neon & Freon Lodge.
I confess. I did it all for the nookie. 36 murders in the past year. I'm not proud of myself detective, but you can take that cookie and sti
A lone wolf let's out an ominous howl at a blood red moon. "This is my song!" I exclaim, as I slam down my drink and run to the dance floor.
The average American teenager spends over one third of their life apologizing to their parents for losing to me in the big dance battle.
A group of crows is a murder. A group of ferrets is a business. A group of ferrets riding crows is a murder business, run, save yourselves.
Let he who is without sin cast Ben Affleck as Batman.
Montell Jordan once saw how I do it and started doing it like me and was all "this is how we do it" and I'm all like "what's this we stuff?"
Every single sub at Subway tastes exactly like the way it smells inside of every single Subway restaurant.
Recent studies reveal that bird poop is actually brown. "They've been jerking off on us this whole time" says one scientist.
The New England Journal of Medicine recently reported that the average human heart is "all slimy" and "kinda looks like a tomato"
There's a thin line between Prince's upper lip and his nose.
Panic! At The Winter Of Our Discontent
Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes. Ok, now jog around the block in my pants. Good job. Ok, now give me all of your money
In the song "Somebody To Love" by Jefferson Airplane the phrase "somebody to love" is mentioned like a whole bunch of times.
Women: Can't live with 'em, can't sing Living On A Prayer without sounding like one of 'em.
You can bet your ass that they'll accept some pretty unorthodox things as collateral at a Russian card game.
How do you people notice when a sock is missing from your laundry? I don't even notice when a sock is missing from my feet.
I'm sorry that I played your Aunt Linda's leg like an electric guitar after she passed out in the backseat of my Camaro.
Hi, I'm Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5. You might be having fun this summer, but remember, there's nothing "having fun" about Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5