Haven't checked my bank account for six months if you know what I mean.

This Halloween I will probably a jobless man

I constantly thinking about you. True story but so awful thoughts.

Oh shut up already!!

moved the ATM sign to our front gate because i can use some company.

Leaving my room with all it's mess and wrecklesness so I never run out of Thing-To-Do.

Public toilets for socially awkward kids.

I dont watch gossip programs on TV, Twitter has all the lies i ever need.

I tweeted way too fast last year I had lost three mugs at the office.

My sarcasm is still a Beta phase, so please take me seriously.

We'll surely be best friends if we won't talk about ourselves, friends, and money.

Monday. Cheers to that.

The best of weekend is you're loOking forward for everything hysterical to happen.

Terms and conditions don't apply on this new med research.

Wish me luck, haters (:

When in doubt, stop thinking outloud, for goodness' sake.

I'm glad for having some friendly strangers on my social circle, they make the perfect unpretentious friendships, just like Twitter.

It's tighties Saturday.

Ugly girls with nice voices = comfort.

Can we get our lunch before 6pm, please?