@gregg_mc I’m thinking of getting a haircut – I’m going to mullet over. #DadJokeSunday

Congratulations! You learned how to use Google to look smart!

Annoying: seeing the phrase "a couple years ago" in professionally printed material.

RT @miss_cook: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to call me sugar tits.

KETCHUP AND MUSTARD.  http://flic.kr/p/eijQfP 

OH HAI SUMMER.  http://flic.kr/p/ehraxE 

Rocking a Rive Gauche look!  http://flic.kr/p/ebdgCR 

Today's my fourth anniversary on Twitter. Two more months and this will be the longest relationship I've ever had.

@dihard11 I’m keeping a dedicated list. :)

Hearing @peteholmez talk about Impro might be my favourite thing in the world.

Got my hair did. @gregg_mc called it "the epitome of Professional Jessica".  http://twitpic.com/bdh7m4 

@owlparliament Yesterday in Citizens of Humanity I may have said that I have 99 problems but active listening ain't one.

@gregg_mc 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy. #DadJokeSunday

My niece: "I am thankful for… unicorns."

@owlparliament I vote cut out the middle man. I've been there.

So many new services! http://t.co/bEzvP6lw Style tune-up, body analysis, Gold Star and makeup lessons!

Dear spiders, please stop living in my shoes. Kthanxbye. #heebiejeebies

I just pitched my first ever article, you guys! Scary and exciting.

Super-proud and happy to announce the launch of my consigment shop, Jes Lacasse Consignment! http://t.co/9Op3OGVV Thanks, @shopify!

AAAAAAHHHHHH YOU GUYS I JUST GOT A BIRTHDAY POSTCARD FROM SHUNT MCGUPPIN. Thanks, @gosuperego! (And whoever ordered it for me.)