"@uberfacts: 1/3rd of your pillow's weight comes from dead skin cells, bugs, dead dust mites and their droppings.“ Sleep well.

At a twitter meet up, guaranteed the most popular people on twitter will be the most unsocial.

What an idiot http://t.co/mV9Q9PE

Wants cuddles

@jammie_ well you're a cunt then aren't you?

Pretty much http://t.co/JEhLfNkL

"@nananatasha_: Don't say things over the internet that you wouldn't say in person." So guilty of this

Haha everyone's complaining about their Cs. A C is a great achievement in my eyes.

Sarcasm dies through text & the Internet.

New followers :') @ryaihoney @jbiebersdabombb @de7insaysloljk @sammyboiii @jordannstweet @iiloveyou_xd @chrisprophets
I LOVE YOU GUYS

no way did @jesussextape just start following me...

dear little spoilt girls with your cars, iphone 5s and ipads that come straight out of daddies wallet, have fun in the real world 👍

thinking about the future scares the shit out of me

@drawkcabilahsti if you act like you don't want a relationship, guys will want a relationship #fact

Can I have cheek bones please? Not these chubby cheeks.

Can someone retweet this? I want to see if my notifications are working :(

Does anyone else get that feeling that no one will listen to them

Seriously, I HATE people that copy.

#honestlyhour when I'm quiet or blunt I want you to cuddle me.

Will someone RT this so I can see if the notification cones through to my iPod please? Then tell me after? Thanks <3