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I wanna get cat whiskers tattooed on my face
Wife: I'll give you a blowjob if--
Husband: *mows the lawn *paints the house *does laundry *cooks dinner* Fuck it, I'm too tired.
At least two of those Wayans brothers should have been abortions.
So many boys are scared by a sexually confident woman. Just carry pepper spray.
I do my best acting when I'm pretending to pick up my dog's shit.
Just woke up from a date rape drug. So it WAS a date!!