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I live paycheck to paycheck and bootycall to bootycall
We need a distraction, so either get a sense of humor or a six pack
If I wanted to have an intelligent conversation with a guy, I would still be dating my teachers
The song "Aint to Proud to Beg" by The Temptations basically describes my sex life to a T at the moment
Lucky for you, I'm drunk
I wonder whose arms you'd run and fall into if you were drunk in a room full of everyone you have ever loved.
Should have worn a KCCO shirt and been a super basic bro for Halloween!
Girls online dating: Should I add this photo to my profile? It's from like 7 months ago
Guys online dating: Fuck yeah I looked good at prom
Listening to "How Deep is your Love" in my headphones and 105% pretending I'm Gigi Hadid walking down the street
Dad called while I'm on the train asking what groceries I wanted "white wine, apples, skim milk, and like three more bottles of white wine"
I don't trust any hairdressers in this town so I'm just going to dye my hair myself, #whitegirlproblems
Pantene Pro-V is like the most expensive shitty shampoo you can buy
I think my favorite part of the gym is going on the bike, watching all the jersey juiceheads walk by, and tweeting.
I like when the taxi on the way to the bar beeps at other cars because we both know how quickly I need to drink
SAVE NUMBERS IN YOUR PHONE OR THE WRONG BOOTY CALL WILL PICK YOU UP #opps...
Nothing like taking love advice from strippers
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