psst, you guys, if I ever stop tweeting gross things about my bf, it will be code for "my bf learned how to use twitter & is following me."

Dear @nbc: Stop appeasing the 1% who watch #Whitney. We the 99% demand more #Community. #OccupyNBC

See, GOP? That's what it looks & sounds like when you actually advocate for the middle class. Fuck your empty debate. Assholes.

'RIP Chris Brown' Trending On Twitter: Did Chris Brown Kill His Career With A Tweet? http://t.co/e5NbTP4y or with his domestic violence?

There should be a special dating site for Ayn Rand fans because those people shouldn't be allowed to mix with the general public.

Happy Birthday, 19th Amendment! .. except for in South Carolina where women's suffrage was rejected until about 1969. Nice job, stupid fucks

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. #safetytipsforladies

Obama Created More Jobs In One Year Than Bush Created In Eight http://t.co/Wz2whRz via @thinkprogress

Never be alone anywhere. But also avoid all people at all costs. #safetytipsforladies

#Bqhatevwr are people, my friend.

Nobody expects the Vaginal Inquisition.

#TooMuchDoubt #TroyDavis #TooMuchDoubt #TroyDavis #TooMuchDoubt #TroyDavis #TooMuchDoubt #TroyDavis #TooMuchDoubt #TroyDavis

"Homosexuality is a sin & I am not homophobic." -@missraissa. it's like saying "Black ppl can't go to heaven & I am not racist." #oxymormon

Just saw BF off on his way to vote. I should have packed him a sandwich. Under Romney I will be legally obliged to do such in the future.

I like that an orgasm is also referred to as "the little death" because the kind of porn that gets me off also makes me want to kill myself.

@jackiekashian I was getting ready to flip a table if I didn't see your podcast listed here. Table remains intact.  http://bitchmagazine.org/post/best-women-hosted-comedy-podcasts …

Rape Victims #peoplelikelytobebooedatnextGOPdebate

Before I pass out: Dear WI, vote tomorrow or I will make you eat healthy stuff for the rest of your days. I know how much you fear salad.

@antiabrtiongang @ms_uk_american @sohltc the point is to prevent the fetus from becoming a baby. you just got schooled and you're welcome.

Take your anti-rape gun & shoot anyone rapey. You cannot be tried for murder if you use your anti-rape gun. #safetytipsforladies