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Will someone feed Lucy Beale. #Eastenders
Mum text me from Austria "Go clear your Dad's grave of snow J. Black men don't like the cold"..... Mum man
Don't ever ever try booty call my arse because the consequences will be very peak for you. I'm about to bait this prick up
#ThingsThatLeadToSex You've had a shower and your walking in wearing your towel... Just your towel
#123 You're a little sweetie with a major heart. I love you 2 bits. And don't forget our trip in Feb :)
But you can't be naming kids after alcoholic beverages... You just can't
12 hours labour and still no baby. 😖
Thing is, I DID think camels laid eggs. No one ever told me different so that's just what I thought :(
Fucking liability. How long am I supposed to continue to wipe his arse for? Not much longer I'll tell u that.
#StayFreshEverything................. I LOVE @SlickDon :) Say summat.