My nails are outgrown and the polish is hideous but I refuse to get them done until the end of the week so theyre fresh for the party

“@thegfjournal: I just want a goodnight kiss, & to be cuddled to sleep.”

“@hellonheelsgirl: Commence mental fucking breakdown.”

I love the commercial of all the boy meets world episodes of cute moments with cory & topanga & best i ever had plays 😍😍

“@extragrumpycat: #IWishICould be an octopus, so I could bitch-slap eight bitches at once.” Yesss😏👌

“@extragrumpycat: I majored in procrastinationology.”

“@hellonheelsgirl: Don't fucking tell me what to do. EVER.”

“@extragrumpycat: You hoes can pop a molly but can't pop Birth Control?” 😂😂😂👏

Cold pizza >>

I love when old songs randomly pop into my head and I just start singing them over and over

I need my iphone to have the battery of like one of the first blackberry's.. Those batteries lasted days

“@extragrumpycat: Guess what I bought you for Christmas. Crocs.”

“@judgmental_gay: you know who's a basic bitch? check the first word. bye.”

“@asht0n: Most of us are at war with ourselves.”

“@lohanthony: i say "i'm so done" at least 200 times a day” @dannydamato18 omg this is so you

“@spoiledbratprbz: I just wanna cuddle and sleep for another five hours.”

“@dopeorfunny: i’d probably friend zone me.”

“@lohanthony: not wearing pants is so easy but apparently it's not accepted by society you know what fuck this society bitch”

“@lohanthony: you're never too old for a cheese and ham cracker lunchable” @amandaamariexo just thought of you😂💚

#CelebritiesIveBeenToldILookLike Cameron Diaz @williejackson21 -__-