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  • Playing_Dad
      Tim @Playing_Dad

    My dad jeans are making my package look tremendous today

    • 30
    • FAVS
    llvvzzPyrBlissTheMichaelRockGiddythefuckupAllieAmdob11kscheffsmichaelm_oore
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    goodballs
  • goodballs
      Ephie @goodballs

    Like shrimp, you have to peel off my outsides to get to the good stuff and lick deep inside the tail wait that's a lobster I'm not seafood

    • 14
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    bitterlittlemanKelgoreTroutosno13SocialExtortionGiddythefuckupSniffMyPickleevanrhorneJessicaFancy
  • ashley_barnhill
      ashley barnhill @ashley_barnhill

    Why doesn’t the moon ever get a smiley face or sunglasses? Let’s give the moon a chance guys.

    • 64
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    FutureHasbeenKingMwizaH4Teacher_Ms_Moneypenny_josiewashjennmcgroganermahmertasterikonit
    • 12
    • RETWEETS
    KingMwizaH4TeacherXGroverXChardcore15Playing_Dadyaydrpepperbranditcozodizzledazzle
  • Tinkerbell_
      Tink, The Duchess @Tinkerbell_

    Things you should know:
    You are amazing.
    Anyone would be lucky to have you.
    The end.

    Maybe it's easier said than believed.
    But try Xx

    • 122
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    ticking_tockingnativeroguetjinscotrebeccatoday3honeybadgerMelcoyotedevilPandoras_Shadowrandomrunner69
    • 49
    • RETWEETS
    mamueller61011RainbowTiddynativerogueimmortaljayeaxeman678NarnianPrinceChanticdiganddelve
  • 13spencer
      $pencer @13spencer

    Fuck you Twitter I love you

    • 14
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    alicewchaoEricReadGarnerwhatasternjshbckAlex_N_Chainsmmmmmrrgcassandralatelykimholcomb
  • Cheeseboy22
      Abe Y. @Cheeseboy22

    I'd do most jobs in this world for the pay of one cheeseburger an hour.

    • 115
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    smilely_galTeriBussartKbug624Browneyed_mamaVirgoSherryYayGrrMySterGenny_jellothatcarlygirl
    • 24
    • RETWEETS
    Vintage_Barbie_Browneyed_mamaOrvllShrednbchrJohnnyBravo7297Mr_Kapowskiosoplainwithanewname_Tempo11
  • Cheeseboy22
      Abe Y. @Cheeseboy22

    Sure, I might be fat if you ONLY focus on my stomach. But check out these wrists. I mean, they're the wrists of a 10 year old girl.

    • 233
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    LonelyJackalopeNoOneatAlvault101girlMrNickJCHousewifeOfHellOhaiqtpieJenniferf42_JackRyder
    • 82
    • RETWEETS
    LonelyJackalopevault101girlAphroditeAfter5jes_phil3HuajatollaChicJoleenDoreenFerociousAllureKiker_S
    dilemma617________
  • shariv67
      Shari VanderWerf @shariv67

    What do you mean we're out of coffee?
    *the sky darkens*
    *a wolf howls in the distance*

    • 112
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    jgracecarternPhelendriqaljennalynn518tkcoltsfankellmachinegrantgriesel666AshwagWPanConMayonesa
    • 59
    • RETWEETS
    jennalynn518tkcoltsfanthatbrownguyO_Okellmachinegrantgriesel666ryankhayesHopefulB2020mikeytheweasel
  • Hadzilla
      Jeffrey Hadz @Hadzilla

    Do I really need health insurance when I could just duct tape pillows all over my body

    • 80
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    DaxmoretkcoltsfansmelbzGrammmerKaylaVerlaanYourSalmanNewss_jbowLilyLabovitzzz
    • 24
    • RETWEETS
    tkcoltsfans_jbowmarissa9210AugiJesmercourtneyhobbygotzerbycalvinator_ajfoucault
  • crassmama
      Meaghan Mayhem @crassmama

    I have no fucking clue who 80% of the people on my Facebook are.

    • 33
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    gurl_cheeseMarsARMYCanadabklynmike3jbyrd099g4barrylacrossemom5lukeosullivankennyhcomedy
    • 7
    • RETWEETS
    Jack9eight5DrTGeldenhuysYheelaLMHPhotogitsaRawDawgboom_goes_theAvatar_unknown_48
  • Jazzzzzmina
      Taquito @Jazzzzzmina

    I thought they didn't allow dick pics on Instagram...

    Oh wait, that's your selfie.

    • 139
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    dick_ishVikeeysSecretkrazy313hunterFrankAmlingColoChiverCtchandler247ForEllieSylviaLittleeLauraaa
    • 62
    • RETWEETS
    ForEllieSylviadzacharandaiNaqqzCharbiKaGolaa_basittCharsiBhangiFancyAssholeMcKnightyBoo
  • EcksJay22____
      Zach X.J. @EcksJay22____

    My life is based loosely on the events of Ludarcris' verse in Holidae In by Chingy

    • 9
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    pinkberry09MigsRawwho_sarahjonesJessicaFancyelizabethbkellyrobfeecrassmamaAvatar_unknown_48
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    MigsRaw
  • Kimpulses
      Kim @Kimpulses

    Coffee doesn’t work anymore, the government likely removed the caffeine so we’re too tired to do anything about all the other shit they do.

    • 21
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    OneFunnyMummyGentlyTemperedStephenBCramerOutOfLeftField_BDGarpYourAbreactionslyoung5JohnnyDiesel
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
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  • pseudofauxme
      michael @pseudofauxme

    Life is so much easier when you don’t worry about anyone other than yourself.

    • 8
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    psinerdhanclaydoNotAnotherBelleMadMimsyTinkerbell_redheadtartJessicaFancyTravLeBlanc
    • 1
    • RETWEET
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  • pmclellan
      Patrick McLellan @pmclellan

    I get hype over some comfy pajama pants

    • 7
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    _solarflareSCbchbumdizzyidjitIamMicheleKJessicaFancycraydrienneAvatar_unknown_48
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
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  • nerdsrockk
      Gio @nerdsrockk

    HOLY SHIT WHEN YOU COME TO THE REALIZATION YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEONE YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH BUT ITS COOL

    • 28
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    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    nonstopawesomeCorrinaarzolaAvatar_unknown_48
  • pmclellan
      Patrick McLellan @pmclellan

    Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip.

    • 535
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    BYGHATequliaJournalEmily_J_MurphyBackpackerBooieStabby_smurfthenoahkinseyFaux_MaRichHarris2
    • 226
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