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At some point in your life you have to grow up.
I haven't reached that point yet.
I've learned that doing Twitter between other new & exciting things is way more balanced and fun than Twitter being my exciting thing.
"Well....did she deserve it?"
The NFL deciding on how long to suspend a player after domestic violence.
Just exchanged the most uncomfortable amount of thank you's with a cashier in the history of transactions.
Gf: I need some space
Me: *falls off the face of the earth
I see you and whiskey missed me last night.
*does sex* Whoa, more people should know about this stuff!
Don't look at shadows today they just want attention. Please RT.
If you ask me to role play a school teacher in the bedroom, be prepared for me to pop a few Advil, leave, & call in a substitute.
I was just called mister, and it's the highlight of my week.
Contrary to popular belief money doesn't buy votes in America!
Just asked Jeb Bush. He can give you a list of 100,000,000 reasons why.
The more vehemently the recipient of money insists that it's just a loan, the less likely you are to see either them or the cash ever again.
As something recedes far enough into the past, and you can finally see it in its entirety, strange, innit, how silly it looks in retrospect?
Dear passive aggressive people-
Have you ever tried being aggressive aggressive?
Works much better.
I would not want to be considered any type of opponent other than formidable.
Then one day you're just over it...
And we call that FREEDOM.
I'm sorry your white boyfriend has tribal tattoos
As long as the voices in your head don't tell you to vote for Trump, then you're probably okay.
I'm at the stage in my life where cheese fixes everything and I don't even care.
Always take the high road. It's good for your calves.
You'd need an elevator to get up to my level of crazy. Instagram: JessicaFancy
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