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  • TinksEyeView
      Tink @TinksEyeView

    Be kind.
    Be gentle.
    Be brave.

    Easier said than done, especially with ourselves.
    But much like great chocolate, so very worth it Xx

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  • DaddyJew
      DaddyJew @DaddyJew

    [arriving in hell]
    I was told there would be a special place for me

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  • Sassafrantz
      Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz

    People waving signs either look like they're having the best time ever or they're about to step into traffic. There's no middle ground.

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  • SortaBad
      ♡ Good Account ♡ @SortaBad

    Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. No, not this coffee. Like another coffee, that I will consume in the future

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  • VerifiedDrunk
      Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk

    Me: she spent 7 hours talking about Facebook posts, then she mentioned Pintrest, that's when I killed her

    Judge: NOT GUILTY!

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  • AClkwrkStarfish
      Ann Figory @AClkwrkStarfish

    To everyone I've ever owed: You get an IOU! And you get an IOU! IOUs for EVERYONE!!!

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  • MrLXC
      MrLXC @MrLXC

    Whopper Dog? Okay Burger King, we get it, you can't sell the hot dog inventory. Don't torture us with it. pic.twitter.com/uzf0i4jbZ4

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  • ShoutingGoddess
      Shout of Sunshine @ShoutingGoddess

    We all make choices that make other people sad. I just think facing into that is the honourable, courageous thing to do. *shrug*

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  • Sassafrantz
      Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz

    Went online & became an ordained minister then I married a bunch of chicks. We started a fight club. It's not even Friday.

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  • iTomFoolery
      iTomFoolery @iTomFoolery

    This is way above my pay grade.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Terrific. This mag is for 8+ yr old girls. Maybe next article should be on which eating disorder is right for you. pic.twitter.com/yEEELZFOgj

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  • DaddyJew
      DaddyJew @DaddyJew

    *steps on a Lego*

    *shouts a bunch of obscenities*

    Son: *walks in* is football on?

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Opening emails in Starbucks & this gem from Amazon pops up like a neon sign: STILL LOOKING FOR VIBRATORS? HERE'S A FEW MORE TO CONSIDER

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    "I'm a very private person," she posted on facebook, twitter, instagram, tumblr, snapchat...

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  • Hormonella
      Mrs. Dick Helicopter @Hormonella

    Not to brag, but my father came back with cigarettes.

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  • TinksEyeView
      Tink @TinksEyeView

    As I'm the same age as my fellow students parents, I'm cutting myself some slack on comparing myself with them in the stamina tests 😁

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  • Sassafrantz
      Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz

    I like dating co-workers because I can say things like "put your huge wage gap between my thighs" and whatnot.

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  • Slims_Ramblings
      Slim @Slims_Ramblings

    I'm sorry your husband found out strangers on the internet see your tits more often than he does.

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  • WoodyLuvsCoffee
      Woody @WoodyLuvsCoffee

    Killed another house plant but this time it was personal.

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  • ShoutingGoddess
      Shout of Sunshine @ShoutingGoddess

    Hey Twitter? When you rate limit my favs, I grin at your ever-diluted stock being down 62% year on year and your $0.5bn net loss <3 love you

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