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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    BREAKING: Number of Women Who Support Republicans Dropping Rapidly; Number of Republicans Who Support Women Still Zero

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    BREAKING: Taliban Adopts Republican Party Platform as Its Constitution

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Dear undecideds: Ann Romney promised that Mitt will quit politics if he loses. That alone is reason enough to vote for Obama.

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Rush Limbaugh is 61; his wife is 35. He's been married 4 times. He uses Viagra and takes "sex tourist" trips. Who's the slut?

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    The NRA: Protecting the rights of lunatics to kill innocent people since 1871.

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Dear young liberal couples: If you haven't already done so, please have unprotected Obama victory sex now. We need more of us.

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    My hubby has a special message for the GOP: "Neither rape, nor pregnancy by rape, nor birthing a rapist's child are God's will. Period."

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Mitt just called my hubby and asked "What would Jesus do?" My hubby replied, "Give all your money to the poor. Hello? Hello?"

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    The ONLY reason the sequester exists is because Republicans took the entire economy hostage in 2011. Period. End of story.

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    "The right to bear arms" meant the right to own a musket--NOT an assault rifle.

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Take away all of Mitt's gaffes, lies, and secrets, and all he has left is a dog and pony show. #seamus #rafalca

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    It's easy to make Obama sound bad: just quote him out of context. It's even easier to make Romney sound bad: just quote him.

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    BREAKING: John McCain Chooses Miss Utah as His 2016 Running Mate

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Rev. Franklin Graham needs proof that Obama was born in the US, but he doesn't need proof that Jesus was born. To a virgin.

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    My hubby has a special message for everyone who's planning to vote for Romney: "Really? Why?"

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Instead of debating Romney tonight, Obama should throw him to the floor and cut his hair.

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    BREAKING: NRA Proposes Legislation Requiring Bad Guys to Wear Black Hats, Good Guys to Wear White

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    RT @paul_lander: Donald Trump and Karl Rove are calling each other assholes. Never thought I'd say this, but I agree with both of them

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Ohio's (Republican) Secretary of State has "lost" 33,000 absentee ballot requests. Is crucifixion legal in Ohio?

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  • JesusWife
      Mrs. Christ @JesusWife

    Hey Marco Rubio, if it should be legal to fire someone for being gay, then it should be legal to fire you for being Hispanic.

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