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BREAKING: Number of Women Who Support Republicans Dropping Rapidly; Number of Republicans Who Support Women Still Zero
BREAKING: Taliban Adopts Republican Party Platform as Its Constitution
Dear undecideds: Ann Romney promised that Mitt will quit politics if he loses. That alone is reason enough to vote for Obama.
Rush Limbaugh is 61; his wife is 35. He's been married 4 times. He uses Viagra and takes "sex tourist" trips. Who's the slut?
The NRA: Protecting the rights of lunatics to kill innocent people since 1871.
Dear young liberal couples: If you haven't already done so, please have unprotected Obama victory sex now. We need more of us.
My hubby has a special message for the GOP: "Neither rape, nor pregnancy by rape, nor birthing a rapist's child are God's will. Period."
Mitt just called my hubby and asked "What would Jesus do?" My hubby replied, "Give all your money to the poor. Hello? Hello?"
The ONLY reason the sequester exists is because Republicans took the entire economy hostage in 2011. Period. End of story.
"The right to bear arms" meant the right to own a musket--NOT an assault rifle.
Take away all of Mitt's gaffes, lies, and secrets, and all he has left is a dog and pony show. #seamus #rafalca
It's easy to make Obama sound bad: just quote him out of context. It's even easier to make Romney sound bad: just quote him.
BREAKING: John McCain Chooses Miss Utah as His 2016 Running Mate
Rev. Franklin Graham needs proof that Obama was born in the US, but he doesn't need proof that Jesus was born. To a virgin.
My hubby has a special message for everyone who's planning to vote for Romney: "Really? Why?"
Instead of debating Romney tonight, Obama should throw him to the floor and cut his hair.
BREAKING: NRA Proposes Legislation Requiring Bad Guys to Wear Black Hats, Good Guys to Wear White
Ohio's (Republican) Secretary of State has "lost" 33,000 absentee ballot requests. Is crucifixion legal in Ohio?
Hey Marco Rubio, if it should be legal to fire someone for being gay, then it should be legal to fire you for being Hispanic.
No, I am not a nun. If you want to know more, buy my book UNHOLY BABBLE, on Amazon.