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People are always interested in telling you they were the first at something. No one gives a shit. We want to see where you went with it.
I mean, I knew in parenting a teenage boy there would be experimentation with his body, but he's thrown me for a loop on this one.
He pushed the other nostril shut with one finger, turned on his iPod, & opened his mouth, where sound came out. Closed his mouth, no sound.
My son just came running in: "I just found the best thing ever. EVER!" He then proceeded to shove an earbud into one nostril.
That which does not kill me makes me want to stab you.
YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT. Just in case somebody hasn't reminded you of that today. YOU ARE GOOD AT THINGS THAT THE REST OF US CANNOT DO.
A whole American city is being held hostage. This is unprecedented. If you don't think things have changed in this country, you're a fool.
Checkout girl at the grocery held up my bag of broccoli and asked, "What's this?" I don't wanna be premature, but I think America is doomed.
Cop on live news feed was all just, "What the _fuck_?" Well, that sums it up for all of us, officer.
Y'know, this pink lightbulbs for breast cancer shit pisses me off. Take your 5 bucks and give it to a survivor who can't afford their bills.
Now actively rooting for the Mayans.
I just drove past a beagle dog jumping on a trampoline by himself. Stuff like this is where small towns win.
"I never consider a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend." Thomas Jefferson
Writer, lover, cusser, sharer, adventurer. Pretty enthusiastic. You should hire my pen; it's got good juju.