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People are always interested in telling you they were the first at something. No one gives a shit. We want to see where you went with it.
I mean, I knew in parenting a teenage boy there would be experimentation with his body, but he's thrown me for a loop on this one.
He pushed the other nostril shut with one finger, turned on his iPod, & opened his mouth, where sound came out. Closed his mouth, no sound.
My son just came running in: "I just found the best thing ever. EVER!" He then proceeded to shove an earbud into one nostril.
I am sort of losing my mind about this business: Announcing Etsy Gift Cards! http://t.co/oNCVwWTQ YAAAAAAAY, @etsy!
YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT. Just in case somebody hasn't reminded you of that today. YOU ARE GOOD AT THINGS THAT THE REST OF US CANNOT DO.
A whole American city is being held hostage. This is unprecedented. If you don't think things have changed in this country, you're a fool.
Checkout girl at the grocery held up my bag of broccoli and asked, "What's this?" I don't wanna be premature, but I think America is doomed.
A biting essay on the poison that is a sense of entitlement: 'On Being Average' http://t.co/90hDdW9A via @the_rumpus
Cop on live news feed was all just, "What the _fuck_?" Well, that sums it up for all of us, officer.
Y'know, this pink lightbulbs for breast cancer shit pisses me off. Take your 5 bucks and give it to a survivor who can't afford their bills.
Cooll! If you tell this @etsy seller a story, she'll give you 20% off: http://www.etsy.com/shop/StoriesDivinations "tell me a story sale"
Hey, @theonion, it's in no way acceptable to use a pejorative term for women's anatomy to discuss a CHILD. Appalling. http://gingersass.com/it-is-not-okay/
NASHVILLE : Sat 5/7 12p-11:30p. Tuscaloosa Tornado Relief @ Tin Roof on Demonbreun. Doors open 12p, crawfish boil at 2p. $15 @wearealabama
Hey, on my bday I'm asking you to donate to the Melanoma Research Foundation on behalf of @pgoodness. http://www.melanoma.org/support-mrf/donate-mrf … … || Please RT
I just drove past a beagle dog jumping on a trampoline by himself. Stuff like this is where small towns win.
"I never consider a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend." Thomas Jefferson
Writer, lover, cusser, sharer, adventurer. Pretty enthusiastic. You should hire my pen; it's got good juju.
