#AVecesMiroElCieloYPienso algún día terminaré la carrera.

#AVecesMiroElCieloYPienso porque estoy miranbdo el cielo deberia estar estudiandooo

#TodoSeVaALaChuchaCuando Suena su celular y el tono es una canción de Wendy Sulca.

Este Es El Desgaste Que Hablaba Ayer la Guatona #Chadwick, TAPADON DE BOCA #yoapoyoalosestudiantes http://t.co/bAkm7mzc

é tava ocupada e eu também ):' @xfacinghellx , maldita mostra cultural.

Smoking pot makes me laugh, so deductive reasoning tells me that pot is the best medicine.

Someday I'll open an Irish bar called "Waxy McScreams"

Azerbaiyán gana #Eurovisión porque ningún país sabe si comparte frontera con él... #PorSiAcasoVoto

Sorry, UK. But you have to admit, the Bloody Sunday apology took a fuck of a long time #eurovision

Die neun Millionen Einwohner Aserbaidschans können schon mal trainieren, die Pixel der LED-Wand mit farbigen Badekappen nachzustellen.

Personas que deberían venir con la opción de 'EDITAR'.

This section should be called 'Vernon Kayes of the World' #eurovision

Porn stash found in Bin Laden hideout. Well, that explains the jizz-rag on his head!

¡Qué casualidad! Cuando es momento de ver sentimientos, todos sufren de ceguera.

If you make the same mistake twice then it wasn't a mistake.

Wer verstehen will, warum die EU nicht funktioniert, sollte sich das Voting zum #esc genauer anschauen

A very happy 2nd birthday to Hugh Hefner's future fourth wife!

If disturbing a hive is wrong, I don't wanna bee fight.

(I'm sorry)

What if Facebook were in the real world? Would you give over the same information? (video) http://t.co/dPkIKo0

There's probably some poor sod on Twitter right now, trying to make a serious political point. He's got his timing very wrong.