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  • JihadPizza
      JP @JihadPizza

    Gift @JihadPizza Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      JP @JihadPizza

    Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    "I'm going to fucking cut myself" are words that came out of my mouth after dropping a McNugget between the seats while driving.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    I'm in the 10 items or less lane with 14 items because I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    I can always tell how long I've been single by how weird my porn is getting.

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  • JihadPizza
      JP @JihadPizza

    Hipster Hitler only listens to Death Camp for Cutie

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      JP @JihadPizza

    "Nice Jesus fish, you fuck" are words that just came out of my mouth while driving.

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  • JihadPizza
      JP @JihadPizza

    I'm calling in sick of people.

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  • JihadPizza
      JP @JihadPizza

    R.I.P Sarah Jessica Parker 1965- 2012. Rest well, my princess. http://t.co/R2DilV0J

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  • JihadPizza
      JP @JihadPizza

    True Life: anytime I hold a loaf of french bread, in my head I'm pretending I stole it and I'm Aladdin.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    I dream of a world where people can go to the gym without posting a Facebook status about it.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    I'm not calling you fat... I'm just saying you probably swim with a t-shirt on.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    Let's grab a bite and look at our phones for a few hours.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    My life has been one long stubbed toe.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    My favorite drinking game is called "don't make eye contact with anybody at the bar"

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      JP @JihadPizza

    Most of my problems start by being nice to other people.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    I think it's so cute when a girl is convinced that her best guy friend doesn't want to fuck her.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    Fact: people with vinyl collections love to tell people all about how they have a vinyl collection.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    Maybe I unfollow people that post song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know.

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      JP @JihadPizza

    Nothing says "I'm a fucking train wreck" like a girl in a relationship with her best friend on Facebook.

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