I like that he called his daughters Strong, smart, and beautiful - emphasizing strong and smart first. Semantics, I know, but it's important

Sometimes when I want to write but don't know what about I just open a blank word document and randomly hit keys like I'm typing up a storm.

Way to go all of you for not being murderers. High fives all around. Except the murderers. You go stand in the corner.

GUYS GUYS GUYS!
Steam has Loom!
And it's on sale. For half off. It's right now, $2.49
You have no excuse to not play this awesome game now!

RT @sithsarcasm: Yo mama's no moon, she’s a space station #SWYoMamaJokes

@yesyoureracist @the_last_cox *HEADDESK*

@filmcrithulk @devincf I didn't know that needed explaining.

http://t.co/1bBL1CHB crowd in nyc at tudor place waiting for doctor who

@timoflegend shrooms? shag?

(c.) such as "Hey", "What's up?" and "How was your weekend?"

I kinda want to make a "shit black girls say to white girls" response video, and have it filled with the things they actually say to me (c.)

You know, even if he had/has roid rage, I'm not going to @oceanstratagy a break http://t.co/W30i9uRQ

I smell Ramen. We don't have any Ramen. I do however have 17 cents. I can get Ramen later.

Some days you just realize your boobs are a little lopsided.

@sithsarcasm http://bit.ly/jwty1N <---Wookies would be the best retail employees ever.

Oh TV Tropes. I will never not read you. (for the record, I currently have 23 TV Tropes tabs open)

@mandal0re you can either read about it http://chzb.gr/jGForM or just bask in its glory http://bit.ly/fXfzg8

Basil was just like "Oh excuse me was that your face? I could have sworn it was my butt pillow. HA!" Then Brisby glared from under her butt.

I can't help but think that 2025 is still the distant future, with flying cars and all that, and not the year I'll turn 40.

Note: I'm a horrilbe moth god, not because I'm horrible at being a god but because I that I am horrible to the moths.