@elayneboosler I'm relieved whenever my President is not Herman Cain.

"If god ever calls me to a holy war, I want Joe Frazier fighting beside me." -- Muhammad Ali

Great American filmmaker @john_sayles is on the Twitter and really ought to have more followers.

100 Beers of Solitude #englishmajordrinks

I'm shocked that people rejected the idea that the American dream of going to college is snobbery.

@_phxrising_ @medated @syrieyes @deercourage @intenseca @cornelwest @jhburgess98 @collmaxw @revt23 @porsche4848 @midtownny Thanks! #FFs

John Sununu told @npr that Democrats would not contest New Hampshire if Mitt is the nominee. I don't buy that for a second.

I'm the guy your mother said "Why don't you be nice and play with that kid?" about.

Hey Netflix, my payment will be late this month. It's Amazon's fault.

The GOP candidates will all be asked for their birth certificates, right? #GOPdebate

I don't mean to get all gushy and romantic, but I just know my future mistress is out there somewhere.

The answer is no. What is the question?

@_phxrising_ @bucketzmckee @chewinglass @townyork @caroldwoodward @ecojujube @midtownny @newsgunner @ostdenkenmezzo
Thanks Melissa! #FFs

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Thanks Melissa! #FF

I saw a line that I liked, for writers: "You only get 3 exclamation points in your life. Use them wisely." But that was pre-texting, right?

Didn't see this coming. MT UneekDollDesigns
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If you buy this I'll rule out a run for Massachusetts Senate.  http://booklocker.com/books/6693.html 

If I were a Republican, Peggy Noonan would drive me crazy. People who pine for the past need to move on.

I'm too immature to have a midlife crisis.

Umm ... RT @tpm Rick Santorum slams President Obama for revealing that Osama bin Laden died: http://t.co/yzJSTmn6