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I just had the greatest tweet but it was 141 characters. Too long! Had to scrap it. I hate when that happens. Especially when you have a rea
Inspired by those who announce they're unfollowing me, spent evening phoning restaurants to tell them I wouldn't be dining there tonight.
A plate of bacon for dinner? Yup.
The news that Yahoo bought Tumblr is less exciting when you learn that Dress Barn bought Yahoo last week.
Women are like snowflakes...cold and horrible
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