Thanks to @rainydaybooks and everyone who came to my KC #dadisfat event tonight. Boston, you are next.  http://say.ly/yOH5Sp7 

Just signed 700 books. I don't know if I can pitch in the game tonight.  http://say.ly/FMb5SdL 

Been In KC 16 hours and having BBQ for third time  http://say.ly/OVt5SaJ 

“ Comedian @jimgaffigan interrupts @thebrettanthony's forecast to get directions -  http://bit.ly/10MpeD8 ” #dadisfat #thanksjim” Thank you

“@hmaroudas: @jimgaffigan  http://fox4kc.com/2013/05/21/jim-gaffigan-takes-over-fox-4-morning-show/ …” so fun. KC tonight

Here I am doing the weather in KC before eating BBQ during my interview. Tonight Unity Temple. Photo by …  http://say.ly/IhG5S2V 

If you are watching TV in a hotel room and you are not in the bed, you are really weird.

Photo by the great @dan_dion at bottlerocknapa  http://instagram.com/p/Zj4Bz2Q_8y/ 

“@lifeofdadshow: "Jim Gaffigan – Life of Dad Champion" by Art Eddy  http://lifeofdad.com/blog_post.php?pid=11033 … // #DadIsFat via @dadatworknj @tommyriles” Thx

No, no talking on speakerphone on an airplane while people board is very normal.

i bet we can get people to click a spam link if we say they started their own diet!  http://say.ly/Ccz5RHm 

Due to bookstore avails I am going to CMH instead of Nashville on my #dadisfat book tour. ATL, SDF, IND, STL, DSM, M…  http://say.ly/Kpp5RH7 

“@kaylabowers90: @jimgaffigan I am 22 & don't have kids (nor do I ever want to), but "Dad Is Fat" is great & laugh-out-loud hilarious.” Thx

I'll be eating bbq Tuesday night in KC and doing a #dadisfat book event.  http://www.jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates 

Congrats to my old Gladys Comedy club buddy @deanofcomedy with an article in @dailybeast  http://say.ly/CoI5RCd 

I don't even have the energy to do the daily iTunes software update.

I get tired when I think about how busy @iamsteveharvey is. #familyfeud #morningshow #talkshow

I wish i hated pizza as much as pizza hates me.

Yes this is my almost two-year-old with his head suck in a potty chair.  http://say.ly/yOH5Rkt 

@mattmira @laughspincom Aww Matt you are swell.