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Kim Thayil tears a mind open as Chris Cornell spits wisdom into the mind of anyone capable of not being distracted by the bass player.
Irreligion> insincere marriages> divorce> single parent housholds> xbox as babysitter> animal children> muh violence
Tell the wife you lost the money you spent at the titty bar in a bitcoin investment, yeah!
YOLO isn't new, kids... Boomers pioneered it; you just named it. In other words, stop acting like your grandparents.
Everyone, CALM DOWN; I'm beer to help!
When I hear sombody criticize Obama, I just tune it out, cuz he's a beautiful bi-racial angel, like Jeter. Case closed.
Let the beef drop.
Its unfair that my friends call me racist for not voting Obama in 2012, cuz I TOTALLY WOULD'VE voted for Samuel L. Jackson.
Cartoon of Hitler as an Anti-Racist , hahaha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og&feature=youtube_gdata_player …
Language is a "social construct" too, so I guess you can STFU anytime now, psuedo-intellectuals...
Some days the toilet lid being held on by zip ties is a testamony to my inferiority; other times, I feel its a monument to wife's ingenuity.
Wish I could subtweet on Facebook.
Awesome prank: friend zone your wife, stop getting laid, get divorced, and die alone. Hahaha!
Daily reminder that today's elderly are babyboomers who have the maturity & wisdom of teenagers.
You people & yer trophies... the only cups I need rewarded with are Ds.
I've turned into my dad. That's fine, he's a good man. Some men my age have turned into their mom's.
Daily reminder that you have a desire to be a celebrity, which is very unhealthy, because you don't have a talent.
Yeah, I'm the dumb one, when it was you who visuallized fucking stationary when I said "pushing the envelope."
Reality is subject to perception which makes it a political illusion. Truth is absolute, though faceted, and is often found in the middle.