LOOKS LIKE OL CLIFF IS DEALING WITH THE CURSE OF THE CLEVE TOO. EDGAR HAS STOLEN ALL THE TATERS.

IMAGINE THERE'S NO TATERS. NONE TO MASH OR FRY. NO AU GRATIN OR BUTTERED. NO DINGERS SOARING IN THE SKY. #RIPYOKO

RIP ENRICO PALAZZO

STAY AWAY FROM TIMMY'S VICTORY CIGARS YOU GUYS

NEVER FEAR MY TWINKIE FRIENDS. CEE CEE HAS NOT STOLEN ALL OF THE TATERS AND CONSUMED THEM FOR THE PLAYOFFS. JIM JAM KEPT A FEW FOR HIMSELF

JIMBO CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE FAKE INTERNET CHATTER ABOUT MY OLD FRIEND CLIFFORD THE BIG RED PITCHER

THE GRAMMYS INSPIRED ME TO START WORKING ON MY SPRING TRAINING PLAYLIST "JIM JAMS GYM JAMS"

WHY WOULD YOU WANT AN APPLE TABLET WHEN YOU COULD JUST EAT THE WHOLE DELICIOUS FRUIT INSTEAD?

PITCHERS AND JIMMERS REPORT FOR SPRING TATERS SOON FRIENDS

JIMBO IS GOING TO THE STATE FAIR TO FIND SOME TATERS ON A STICK

WHO ORDERED THE TWO RUN TATERS HERE IN THE TWINNED CITIES?

HOW MANY MORE GOLDEN GIRLS MUST DIE BEFORE JOE MAUER'S THIRST FOR BLOOD IS QUENCHED?

I NEVER DID UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD PLACE YOUR CATCHER ON SOME BREAD

OL JIMBO HAD HIS APPEARANCES CUT SHORT WHEN HE MOVED OUT TO LA TOO CONAN

I WOULD LIKE TO ADMIT TO THE USAGE OF HAM TO HELP ME HIT LOTS OF DINGERS

TEXAS SEEMS NICE BUT JIMBO ISNT SURE HOW HE LOOKS IN THOSE FANCY COWBOY HATS

IF JIMBO KNEW @jposnanski WAS GONNA BE SO KIND WITH HIS VERSE I WOULD HAVE OFFERED HIM SOME MEAT STUFFS AT THE OLD HOMESTEAD

THERE ARE RUMORS THAT JIMBO CONSORTED WITH BLOGGERS THIS WEEKEND BUT ITS NOT TRUE FOR I WAS TOO BUSY SERVING THE TATER TOTS

JIMMERS JUST CLAIMED A BUNCH OF TATERS ON WAIVERS

THANKS TO ALBERT BELLE JIMMERS ONCE HAD TO ENGAGE IN THE FISTED CUFFS AND MASH BREWERS http://bit.ly/c45HJC