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When I say I'm as sober as a judge I mean Paula Abdul.
Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems.
If everything happens for a reason explain scrapbooking.
I would have retweeted that but the sun was in my eyes and I got a lot of personal problems and I'm jealous.
I'll decide when it's time to go fuck myself!
I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
It's not about who follows and who's followed. It's about fellowship. And, sexual innuendo.
Why can't we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?
I know you've been starring other people.
Today's workout. 1 hour treadmill. 2 hours wrestling my demons.
Just because you have boobs doesn't mean you're better than I am. Unless you're a woman.
It's important to believe in something so I've chosen UFOs.
My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
Twitter has turned my big screen TV into a radio.
My good tweets are in my other pants.
If you love something set it a trap.
I just write them I don't explain them.
Don't make me say something I won't regret.
If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist
Yes I followed you but it was a drunk follow.
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @ella__fraser @_InsanelyNormal @IvyelleWright @teensymcsprite @Traceylei2