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I see your quiet sorrow and wonder if we've shared the same kind.
I don't need to know to feel for you, but I wonder still.
Once I win twitter I'll go on a book tour then move on to my next journey. Bahahaha
If you think you can make it alone with what is in your head, I'll be heading out now.
I'm at my most freaky when the bed isn't squeaky.
My aura is a light satin purple or maybe that was my shirt I was wearing today. Whatever, fuck it, I'm drunk!
There's a thin line between side effects and fuck it.
All those days you sat thinking you had nothing to do ~ If only you saw inside my imagination, the adventures I've dreamt up for me and you.
It's gotta giggle like jello or it's too mello.
A man said he wanted to play bedroom Olympics with me.
That's code for sex every 4 years so I told him to fuck off.
Retell a heartbreak without all the guilt and you'll see there is still love that awaits you.
I love conversations with my 4yo. He begins by telling me what's he's going to say and why, as well as how he expects me to reply... Simple
You may think you're the exception to the rule, but I have others.
I know I'm not really rude enough for most of you. So here goes.
But I can't mention front bottoms, so don't ask me to.
You know how everybody seems to think Mom likes cooking for holidays? NO, she doesn't. Next year we're having pizza for Easter.
I love wordplay, but only because foreplay is harder for others to grasp.
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, remember that it was her choice to sit next to you on the bus.
If I'm forced to go to a party, I like to express my true feelings if greeted by a stranger.. "If you're gonna talk, get me a drink first."
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @jimmy_sharpe @LaniBeno @maddie11_Anders @Marhi02 @OutOfLeftField_