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Walking on marble
in killer heels
Not so much heart broken
as heart woken
his mystery she held close to her heart
wondering and waiting,
for every mystery can be explained
and if his lips would not do it
I told you; my bed, my rules. No chocolate fountain.
Why shoot for the moon when you can make an intergalactic jump to conclusions.
I made a potato angry.
I went as heroin chic waif, and all i'm getting called is skinny
I'd prefer skinny and fabulous,
but skinny & vodka will do just fine haha
What did I do tonight? I did some knitting. Someone watched.
When jokes get old do they go and play bingo?
Mention the fact that you are going overseas and everyone is a fucking travel expert.
It's bad enough you're bipolar
must you sing Katie Perry songs every time the weather changes this spring?
Honestly, I hate you
Once I worked in a building site.
She was the first aid officer in the offices.
I was me, a labourer.
"Do you guys do this cause you know none of those women would ever sleep with you? Is this some sorta payback?"
To represent all personalities, I'll wear a pastie on one nipple and a turtleneck on the other.
[on first date]
Ok, don't tell him you're the Titanic
Him: "Will you go down on me?"
ONLY IF YOU THINK IT WILL BREAK THE ICE
Accidentally deleted the home bookmark on my dad's GPS so now we're joining a troupe of aimless vagabonds.
I dressed up like an asshole for the Halloween work party and it's the first time I've ever fit in.
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Can someone do me a favor and tighten up the straps on my straitjacket
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @AngelinaC72 @carlyken @heatherjs @Izianikapani @LaniBeno