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Be careful that you don't ignore someone to the point that you become irrelevant
When I see someone I respect here do something unique & different, I love it.
To see someone rip that off & use it as their own..annoying.
Of all the things people ever win, a heart should mean the most.
Life... I'd like to slow time down, please.
Whilst looking for inspiration, I stumbled upon a new pack of bacon.
All exceptions and no rule.
When I'm bored at work I talk about head lice and watch my colleagues scratch.
When I get bored with that I talk about haemorrhoids.
My thoughts are heavier than my mind's ability to carry them.
I'll use the energy I'm given tomorrow and do my best. It's all any day can get from me.
Why are some so ashamed of where they live that they make out that they live in a wealthier place.
You matter. Not where you live.
My tweets are much funnier if you don't read 'em before you star 'em.
I'm not always thinking about sex, but when I am, it's all the time.
Tomorrow I shall be fed into a machine once more, but in a new environment.
One that's near things my camera likes.
Alright, fuck it. Somebody else do the laundry. I'm fine being naked.
I just used the word finagling in a text, so I'm pretty sure I would kick ass as President.
If you didn't want to have a sexual innuendo rap battle with me, then why did you walk into my office?
I need someone who'll help me with the kids, and the housework, and laundry, and wait, shit, I don't need a man, I need a housekeeper.
If I have to prove my point, I hope it sticks you right in the neck.
Someone just said something really profound and moving, but their avi is the ugliest winkie ever so I won't RT.
I'm thinking of you, people
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