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"Compulsory sighing: a teen girls guide to parental instruction."
Ah the random thoughts of a sleep deprived, student, mom of a sick kid who really needs a good run to clear her head.
"Coal tar shampoo to treat dendritic pain in the interplanetary hobo population: An ethically bankrupt but nonetheless fascinating study"
Hiding in my office locked in my bathroom blowing pot smoke out the window because I'm an adult
i learned the truth (thanks mom and dad) at 14,
Nobody loves you except vodka.
It makes life (and day-to-day twitter) more endurable
Obligations are important, and we all have ones we need to honor - I just don't want to be one of them.
Mondays are stupid until someone says you look like you walked out of a Robert Palmer video.
Think I better sleep for an hour before I further utilize public forums for my increasingly disturbing thoughts..
I think my inner child locked the adult me in the basement. *Throws away the key*.
Those people who guilt you into constantly helping them b/c they can't do anything on their own?
They can. It's just easier to drain you.
I keep forgetting that my smartphone can make calls.
I love staying up 24 hrs to do homework that was added late in the week & comes w/ vague and conflicting instructions.*
It's cold and rainy outside and my kettle just broke. I want to punch this Monday right in the dick.
the utopian vision of peace most people want for society has only been achievable through oppressive laws, harsh enforcement & conquest
When the going get tough,
some of us dig a trench.
It's easy to fool someone who wants to believe in you. It also makes you a ass. Cheers!
Sorry, I won't be following back. You have more than 50K tweets and it seems you have written them all. And all in the past two days.
Place your fingertip on my cheek and trace the maps of my past...
Nothing is perfect, but your smile makes Nothing even better
Ooookaayy. We've reached the time of night/day when Favstar thinks I understand Chinese and would like to read three-year-old German tweets.
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @katta_IoIkatt @_oculusmundi @SortaSarcastic @TheSweetestD_
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