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You're every good thing, I never thought I'd find.
When people tell me to just be myself, I wonder who the fuck that is
Call me "cute". Good luck getting laid douchebag
My cell phone provider charges more per line than my coke dealer.
So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?
Leave it to the atheïst to be blind to his beliefs.
A friend is reluctant to come out to us.
Should I tell him we figured it out when he shouted "I love pussaaaay" complete with jazz hands?
Since the sun doesn't revolve around us, I think instead of saying, "Look! The sun is rising," we say, "Check it out! We get another turn."
Each Tim Hortons must have a minimum of 3 motorcycles parked in front of it at all times. It's the law.
I really don't care if you fuck up ...
I do care if you can own it or not
My own business has too many employees for me to mind yours.
Having your younger brother announce he's getting married. Leads my parents to give me the "and what are you doing with your life speech"
CW: Are you coming to my party?
CW: I sent you a Facebook invite
Me: I don't go there
CW: You just posted
Me: I meant parties
Me: I want to contact James Brown.
*medium makes contact*
James Brown: Hit me!
Me: GOOD IS NOT A FEELING.
Prove me wrong about you.
Oddly the very thing which makes life worth is its unpredictability .
Funny how being around certain people makes you feel lonely .
He found beauty in my ruins.
There are those who tweet about Twitter and those who tweet about life. And then there are those who live life.
Thinking about people that don't deserve my time seems to be my forte
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @deardilettante @JaneBadall @librarianfonz @LuvPug @VodkaShots17