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  • SilverKick
      Silver Kick @SilverKick

    I'm happy with my life without a need to escape any part of it. If that stuns you, maybe you should pay more attention to your life, no?

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    JimmerThatisAllJordyPants_ewf70silent_musingsiawaiia2happyrightmwilson_1957
    • 3
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    iawaiia2happyrightAvatar_unknown_48
  • SilverKick
      Silver Kick @SilverKick

    People who I don't feel free to get mad at are not people I call my own.

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    JimmerThatisAllJordyPants_silent_musingscalluptomewarhorse76
    • 3
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    MissSin_piccolina_tracyAvatar_unknown_48
  • 4SLars
      Insignificant Funds @4SLars

    Just in case we miss each other later, I still want to stuff your mouth full of ants & bury you alive.

    • 14
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    CrystalTheRedDeviOfTheDeadMisterRotsThatGirlHealyDarkerWillowJimmerThatisAllOutOnTheMoorsbornmiserable
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    CrystalTheRedMisterRotsDarkerWillowOutOnTheMoorsbornmiserableDonQuickoatsGodivaInBlue
  • 4SLars
      Insignificant Funds @4SLars

    I love it when the mommy chickens push their baby chooks out of the way so they can have the food. Nature is hardcore.

    • 9
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    CrystalTheRedDarkerWillowJimmerThatisAllbees_wingzPMPAfterdarkOutOnTheMoorsprettysadmostlymjmimages
    • 4
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    CrystalTheRedPMPAfterdarkOutOnTheMoorsbornmiserable
  • TheAlexNevil
      Tweets McMeh @TheAlexNevil

    There's no law against judging a book by its cover. Go ahead--judge it...judge it.

    Stupid book cover.

    Aah, I feel reborn.

    • 43
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    RickAaronhazelmotes1seasonalsquareOhhialypieRichHarris2LoveNLunchmeatagathagotstoned1CleverGirl1
    • 20
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    OhhialypieLaydbackgibgibagathagotstoned1CleverGirl1KatWaulAmelia_DrawsWoodyLuvsCoffeeSadMeterologist
  • cloudybones
      cloudybones @cloudybones

    If what you want in the morning is the same as what you want at night, the day is a lot more beautiful.

    • 29
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    msbtxVladaMarsFancyNancyAnnTMcgutsscarletcar21justdoitnowokMackTheMacTellTheTruthYo
    • 17
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    TMcgutsscarletcar21justdoitnowokedwardsnathnshimantoshiProudFFAalumnime0wmixalotwhereyoufoundme
  • TheAlexNevil
      Tweets McMeh @TheAlexNevil

    None of you move one step closer or I'll set myself on fleek.

    • 36
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    MuSuBi19ComfyTownChroniBradBroadduslamsonemJordan_AlainaKateWhineHallOhhialypieLoveNLunchmeat
    • 12
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    BradBroadduslamsonemKateWhineHallOhhialypieNone4MeThanxenigmatericsValeeGrrltealbluejay
  • TheAlexNevil
      Tweets McMeh @TheAlexNevil

    It makes me sad when I think that my biography will require no redacting.

    • 30
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    LoveNLunchmeatmaughammomHormonellaKentWGrahamKirstensDeskJohnLyonTweetsMuSuBi19WorkingMom86
    • 6
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    JohnLyonTweetstealbluejay78GriffinGianDohKattsDogmaGrumpiestBadger
  • LaniBeno
      Lani @LaniBeno

    Overheard @ work -
    Colleague 1: He died from auto-erotic asphyxiation, apparently.
    C2: A strangle-wank? Yeah, that'll do it.
    C1: Hell yeah.

    • 6
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    JimmerThatisAllVirgoSherryMichabean1Happytwitwarhorse76Amiigat
    • 1
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    Amiigat
  • LaniBeno
      Lani @LaniBeno

    Total Tosser Thursday has now become Thirsty Thursday Telly, Twitter & Takeaway Night.

    • 9
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    JimmerThatisAllVirgoSherryMichabean1Happytwitwarhorse76greggjgc791evilidiot_H_I_O_P_
    • 1
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    greggjgc79
  • LaniBeno
      Lani @LaniBeno

    Today @ work - by midday, the day had been designated Total Tosser Thursday. It was downhill from there really.

    • 10
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    JimmerThatisAllVirgoSherry1Happytwitwarhorse76greggjgc791evilidiotabsolutemehssjoeljeffrey
  • Cnelson019Carol
      Carol @Cnelson019Carol

    You've always been the wrecking ball . I've always been the glue.

    • 35
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    honeybadgerMelMr_Friend_Zonelacrossemom5RichHarris2TerseLiltsMaxine12333itshotterhereaparticularway
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    honeybadgerMelMr_Friend_ZoneMaxine12333itshotterhereaparticularwaySteveKoehler22MsMcQuinbarkingtrees
  • Fickle_Filly
      Fickle_Filly @Fickle_Filly

    I'm the kind of woman who'll make you run for your wife.

    • 54
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    BarelyStillSillyBlonde1genericeric75ella__fraserNichollsTerenceTerseLiltsPussycatPlaceT_A_Whitney
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    PussycatPlaceT_A_WhitneyturtledumplinCyd10ebornmiserableryangriffithsJealousyandmeDevilryFun
  • TheAlexNevil
      Tweets McMeh @TheAlexNevil

    *lion hangs up phone

    "Honey, I've scheduled dentist appointments for both of us in Minnesota next week."

    • 59
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    sheilapierce2RobertgrizzlyPBandersnaaatchwhiteliquidpprLoveNLunchmeatdukegray63fuzzlimeHormonella
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    sheilapierce2RobertgrizzlyPBADRI21fuzzlimetweetDittyFUNNAGANrayyyychMindless4Miles
    onedogsopinion
  • TheAlexNevil
      Tweets McMeh @TheAlexNevil

    Geez, you go to another country, and illegally and viciously hunt, shoot, kill, behead and skin one protected lion and everybody goes nuts.

    • 49
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    protolaliaLoveNLunchmeatHanmaboogieJamieGreenleesRus2tyl3rHormonellaardentlyaphoticrona65
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    Rus2tyl3r78GriffinTo_Dbl_DBCSkimJimmerThatisAllalacross88thecuznedOhhialypie
  • OutOnTheMoors
      You're Honor @OutOnTheMoors

    The greatest - and most subversive - gift you can bestow on a child is an open mind.

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    SoulYodelerRickAaronZombie_Kitv2Mr_Friend_Zone4SLarsmjkspeaksvickijeeaparticularway
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    Mr_Friend_ZonepankitlovesmjkspeaksvickijeeBrewerMadelaineharnessdhashtagaparticularwayskip_conover
    david_tullDeadLioness
  • _theigirl
      Ambivileah @_theigirl

    Feeling a little irritable & mean today so time to shut everything down for awhile.

    • 13
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    JustLikeMikeePatheticRobertJimmerThatisAllMackTheMacjb197100DecantAndPourBENintheBUFFTerrence101010
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    Terrence101010
  • Fickle_Filly
      Fickle_Filly @Fickle_Filly

    The only thing that's worse than a needy woman is a needy man.

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    BarelyStillJaneBadallButterfly_Weedgenericeric75e21_2007juhi3333PoojakPrasharella__fraser
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    lysssssaaa_18bidu676Stalker799juhi3333ella__fraser_theigirlUnFitzPussycatPlace
    tiemespankme
  • SharpeBytes
      Sweet Pea @SharpeBytes

    Yesterday a female masseuse asked me if I had a strong gag reflex. I replied "No. Is there some new form of payment I am unaware of?"

    • 17
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    VirgoSherryHormonellaPeaceInTruth1JimmerThatisAllprimaltwitLaniBenoPolymorphicOneBENintheBUFF
    • 1
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    PolymorphicOne
  • kimberlybryant
      Kim Bryant @kimberlybryant

    A woman voting for Donald Trump is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

    • 11
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    jb197100_theigirlAnitaHelmettia_cammMadisonMelperhapssomedayJimmerThatisAllC_in_Toronto
    • 6
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    jb197100streetstunter46_theigirlperhapssomedayJimmerThatisAllC_in_Toronto

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