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The dog needs emptying and I have to move. If you hear a wailing noise and then a thud, this hasn't gone well.
I've had candied bacon so yeah I know what heaven is like.
Tis the season to be jolly!
*The whole of Twitter says "Fuck Off," in unison*
This bio says 'wannabe bacon advocate'. Bot or not?
"Fuck it...you had your chance!"
*Runs off with Skywriter*
Time for some romantic music to soothe the soul.
I'm thinking Shake Ya Ass, by Mystikal
And looking at the phone for 30 minutes is more than my sorry ass, pain filled, near blind eye can take. Have a good one Twitter peeps!
North Korea has been hacking for years then goes public to prevent the premier of a movie.
What a hilarious misapplication of resources.
Its not about living forever , its about someone who makes it feel like that in the little time we have.
Plagiarism but for stealing moments.
Blow dries hair.
Pulls on wool sweater.
Watches hair catches on fire in the rear view mirror.
Damn winter static.
When feelings grow bigger than you.
Every movement today comes with a sound effect.
I just reached for my coffee, but I sounded like Bruce Lee.
Unravelling the past to make a better future is a great argument for just living in the present.
I'll question my own grammar so you don't have to.
There's a few dicky mistakes like what this is.
I've just seen a man who paid for Twitter to promote his own tweets. He should've paid for pills and alcohol and done it like the rest of us
All I want is to dump my emotional problems on you, own you like a pet & for you to base all your decisions on me. Is that so unreasonable?
You get to choose your life for the good, the bad or the ugly.
For now, all that matters is that I look down and I don't see a massive tumor any more. Nothing robs me of the happiness that gives me.
Now, my beautiful people...if you ever see me talking of love and me in the same sentence again, please kick me in the mound.
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @ella__fraser @jimmy_sharpe @junejuly12 @spookyparticles @_theigirl