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I'm happy with my life without a need to escape any part of it. If that stuns you, maybe you should pay more attention to your life, no?
People who I don't feel free to get mad at are not people I call my own.
Just in case we miss each other later, I still want to stuff your mouth full of ants & bury you alive.
I love it when the mommy chickens push their baby chooks out of the way so they can have the food. Nature is hardcore.
There's no law against judging a book by its cover. Go ahead--judge it...judge it.
Stupid book cover.
Aah, I feel reborn.
If what you want in the morning is the same as what you want at night, the day is a lot more beautiful.
None of you move one step closer or I'll set myself on fleek.
It makes me sad when I think that my biography will require no redacting.
Overheard @ work -
Colleague 1: He died from auto-erotic asphyxiation, apparently.
C2: A strangle-wank? Yeah, that'll do it.
C1: Hell yeah.
Total Tosser Thursday has now become Thirsty Thursday Telly, Twitter & Takeaway Night.
Today @ work - by midday, the day had been designated Total Tosser Thursday. It was downhill from there really.
You've always been the wrecking ball . I've always been the glue.
I'm the kind of woman who'll make you run for your wife.
*lion hangs up phone
"Honey, I've scheduled dentist appointments for both of us in Minnesota next week."
Geez, you go to another country, and illegally and viciously hunt, shoot, kill, behead and skin one protected lion and everybody goes nuts.
The greatest - and most subversive - gift you can bestow on a child is an open mind.
Feeling a little irritable & mean today so time to shut everything down for awhile.
The only thing that's worse than a needy woman is a needy man.
Yesterday a female masseuse asked me if I had a strong gag reflex. I replied "No. Is there some new form of payment I am unaware of?"
A woman voting for Donald Trump is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @katta_IoIkatt @_oculusmundi @SortaSarcastic @TheSweetestD_
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