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  • _theigirl
      Ambivileah @_theigirl

    "Compulsory sighing: a teen girls guide to parental instruction."

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    TDeeRockstormzadorkgravbeastFredzipfelsilent_musingsRealPrincessKimWolf_PuncherJimmerThatisAll
    • 5
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    stormzadorkFredzipfelWolf_PuncherJimmerThatisAllswtlyevil
  • _theigirl
      Ambivileah @_theigirl

    Ah the random thoughts of a sleep deprived, student, mom of a sick kid who really needs a good run to clear her head.

    (Me)

    • 9
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    stormzadorkFredzipfelBobKillenWolf_PuncherJimmerThatisAll1evilidiotHumor_Fetishjb197100
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    stormzadork
  • _theigirl
      Ambivileah @_theigirl

    "Coal tar shampoo to treat dendritic pain in the interplanetary hobo population: An ethically bankrupt but nonetheless fascinating study"

    • 8
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    stormzadorkFredzipfelJimmerThatisAllHumor_Fetishjb197100zolofightergsu9696Wolf_Puncher
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    zolofighterWolf_Puncher
  • SuzziesGash
      Just Cunt @SuzziesGash

    Hiding in my office locked in my bathroom blowing pot smoke out the window because I'm an adult

    at work.

    • 17
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    litfirebirdThugSuburbanDadMizzBitchlyporkycJimmerThatisAllCrown_Se7enljbeebei_wasnt_looking
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    ThugSuburbanDadporkycrickolanternCanuckRedneck
  • VodkaShots17
      VvV @VodkaShots17

    i learned the truth (thanks mom and dad) at 14,

    Nobody loves you except vodka.

    It makes life (and day-to-day twitter) more endurable

    • 10
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    Jo_PureLifeTroubled_GirlzSandboxGoddessMadhusudanaccccscJimmerThatisAllPetalandPeachesbsnc64
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    SandboxGoddessJimmerThatisAllPetalandPeachesbsnc64Trudacious
  • madamesnooty
      M @madamesnooty

    Obligations are important, and we all have ones we need to honor - I just don't want to be one of them.

    • 8
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    scott_towelkirbycanflyJimmerThatisAllSortaSarcasticJulie_McGann1warhorse76yourlittledrunkangrypumpkins
    • 5
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    kirbycanflyJimmerThatisAllSortaSarcasticwarhorse76angrypumpkins
  • angrypumpkins
      Pumpkin @angrypumpkins

    Mondays are stupid until someone says you look like you walked out of a Robert Palmer video.

    • 27
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    clean_not_soberSleazySliCattywumpass_davidlucas_JimmerThatisAllRainyTuesdayI_DisdainWaterLilyDreams
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    _davidlucas_JimmerThatisAllI_DisdainwhatdreamsmaygothepoetknightDonQuickoatsEunoiaMahyaManCrack
  • _theigirl
      Ambivileah @_theigirl

    Think I better sleep for an hour before I further utilize public forums for my increasingly disturbing thoughts..

    later peeps.

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    stormzadorkFredzipfelJimmerThatisAllgsu9696C_in_Torontojb197100headway10MawcVa
    • 1
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    gsu9696
  • Cnelson019Carol
      Carol @Cnelson019Carol

    I think my inner child locked the adult me in the basement. *Throws away the key*.

    • 59
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    xenakix2243aGooSelifeGavsonNZSTitusRrudraraakshastoyotaman1988alvymomof3Babydoodad
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    aGooSelifeGavsonNZSTitusRtoyotaman1988BabydoodadSteveKoehler22danielatlopesSkinnieTalls
  • _theigirl
      Ambivileah @_theigirl

    Those people who guilt you into constantly helping them b/c they can't do anything on their own?
    They can. It's just easier to drain you.

    • 12
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    stormzadorkFredzipfelthevVvineRealPrincessKimTAMARAJUANAJimmerThatisAllRichHarris2LetsFav
    • 4
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    stormzadorkslymkonynTAMARAJUANAJimmerThatisAll
  • jimmy_sharpe
      mynameisJimmy @jimmy_sharpe

    I keep forgetting that my smartphone can make calls.

    • 56
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    TDeeRockalex_perez01_BillyHBomb_MudvilleOutlooklilithjewelryanfieldSSparklesDailyWoz8005
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    ryanfieldSSparklesDailyerin_eebesUmmietarKentWGrahamDiveInsideMindsiam_krupasweetg35
  • _theigirl
      Ambivileah @_theigirl

    I love staying up 24 hrs to do homework that was added late in the week & comes w/ vague and conflicting instructions.*

    *Murderous sarcasm

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    stormzadorkFredzipfelJimmerThatisAllMcKennaT21RichHarris2jb197100MawcVaThe_Sculptress
  • jimmy_sharpe
      mynameisJimmy @jimmy_sharpe

    It's cold and rainy outside and my kettle just broke. I want to punch this Monday right in the dick.

    • 18
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    KyriewearsahatKentWGrahamsweetg35Mr57percentStrawdocberriesJimmerThatisAllWittySassBasketOutOnTheMoors
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    OutOnTheMoors_Har_ry
  • seamussaid
      Seamus O'flaugherty @seamussaid

    the utopian vision of peace most people want for society has only been achievable through oppressive laws, harsh enforcement & conquest

    • 4
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    JimmerThatisAllReticentTurnipmgray303PurelyYours1
  • AngelinaC72
      Angie @AngelinaC72

    When the going get tough,
    some of us dig a trench.

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    sukhmeensandhumelaniewoodUnderchildeHarlowePilgrimspritesh3774sweetg35pannuscoriumTarekzicko
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    UnderchildeHarlowePilgrimFireflyRainespritesh3774DiveInsideMindssweetg35goses2383Tarekzicko
  • AngelinaC72
      Angie @AngelinaC72

    It's easy to fool someone who wants to believe in you. It also makes you a ass. Cheers!

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    123fakeprofileTBCITDG77TalkAlot_RaesukhmeensandhuUnderchildeSarNobzMelyMg39luvmyADHD
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    TalkAlot_RaeUnderchildeluvmyADHDDiveInsideMindssweetg35
  • OutOnTheMoors
      Crazy Myra @OutOnTheMoors

    Sorry, I won't be following back. You have more than 50K tweets and it seems you have written them all. And all in the past two days.

    • 139
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    Josh_the_weirdoYourAnMoronclean_not_soberkilunda_emiliueScott_A_GilmoreNCOceanideWodiliewode
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    YourAnMoronkilunda_WodiliewodebarkingtreescozbelligerentclevinniejarctichamsterHenry_3k
  • nakedlaughing
      philosophy of mind @nakedlaughing

    Place your fingertip on my cheek and trace the maps of my past...

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    BackrowSeatsGtotheGFuckoffawordforawordjust1foolksav333UKgreg_veeAndLive2Lovemoonlightglow4
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    AlterDjTricki3awordforawordjust1foolksav333UKgreg_veemoonlightglow4kaztharsissadisticmotives
  • nakedlaughing
      philosophy of mind @nakedlaughing

    Nothing is perfect, but your smile makes Nothing even better

    • 51
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    BackrowSeatsGtotheGFuckoffTroubled_GirlzDevilryFunAlterDjTricki3awordforawordyoufrombama9589smith
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    jhatengBlueEyedDevilCMDevilryFunAlterDjTricki3awordforawordyoufrombama9589smithjust1fool
  • OutOnTheMoors
      Crazy Myra @OutOnTheMoors

    Ooookaayy. We've reached the time of night/day when Favstar thinks I understand Chinese and would like to read three-year-old German tweets.

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    kb9zmwScott_A_GilmorebarkingtreescozbelligerentclevinniejarctichamsteranerdonfireNoLeHacex3
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    Scott_A_GilmorebarkingtreescozbelligerentclevinniejarctichamsteranerdonfireNoLeHacex3Love_bug1016
    gerryhatric

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