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Saturday. Ya dancer. That is all.
He'll never forget the outfit she wore the day they got arrested.
A call centre. But for advice on whether to send that tweet.
My level of odd is pretty normal, I mean except for that talking to myself at the bus stop thing I'm doing this morning, that's not normal
Or go get bad and come back
I've come home from a night out with only one shoe and the authorities looking for me. You're not that special Cinderella.
I can see the moon already. That means I get to get wasted right fucking now, right?
Anyone up for a hike into the Valley Of Death?
I'm trying to take a picture with my dog but he keeps pushing the wrong button on the phone.
It is snowing. And it's spring. Mother Nature is totally going through menopause.
I'll never be able to pick up any hitchhikers with all that screaming coming from my trunk.
Your brain the pressure cooker.
Your thoughts/words the release of steam.
Your tweets the burnt remains, because you left it on too long.
With the pilot whales playfully keeping pace and the giant sail gently luffing, we were free as the wind and I knew I would always love you.
HR: Why do I keep seeing you down here?
Me: Uh, DUH -- it's because you keep telling me to stop by.
Listen here, you future embarrassment to your parents: I say I twisted this balloon into a poodle and NOT a penis and that's the end of it.
I chose the road less travelled and now I don't have a fucking clue where I am. I just know I lost myself somewhere along the way.
Weekend Mode Activated
"Thanks for the list add!" - groceries
An egomaniac collects regrets of choice.
Blinded by light
Deafened by chaos
Silenced by words
Broken by love.
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @junejuly12 @OutOfLeftField_ @sara_ashlynn @spookyparticles
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