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USA Freedom Kids sue Trump for not holding up his end of the bargain.
The young neighbors next door do things like water the lawn and plant flowers. I remember when I had hopes and dreams.
Super sucks that IKEA wont let my dog and I spend the day watching TV and napping in their showroom while the power is out at my house 🐶😭
When you're Greek, having sex in the woods just means you haven't been waxed in a month.
If by camping and wildlife you mean having crazy sex in front of a fireplace in a hotel, then yeah, camping is a big love of mine.
When someone that only quote tweets people but real RTs you they want to marry you and you should give them your numba
The most basic of bitches are always men.
Not to brag but my eyes look like a couple of blowfish are sitting on my face this morning...
Get at me fellas 😳
The narrator of my life story ducked out when I was seven, so I've been freelancing this trainwreck ever since.
Don't promise to do it, just do it. Saves on disappointing people.
I think I know what I want to notice in the crowd.
Me: I hope you have some sick time saved cuz you're about to catch a bad case of these hands
When anger is the foundation of the motive.
The pizza guy text me when he was here cuz we were in the back & didn't hear him so now I have a new number to drunk text
I'M SO EXCITED
When words are useless.
At this rate I think my boss would be more surprised if there wasn't some sort of sauce or condiment dripped on my files than when there is
I'm in a really great mood today but feeling extra bitchy. I'm a happy, stabby, bitchy bitch today. Ignore accordingly.
"you can still kickflip"
Do not pretend you don't understand English and then stand by my window listening in to my conversations. Beyond rude.
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @chrysalisninja @fuzzlime @HatfieldAnne Remembering @OutOfLeftField_
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