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Sensible Eating Day 1:
I'm starving and cranky and ready to run outside and jump on the next pizza delivery guy I see go by.
I named my new corner table 'Baby'.
Children kill dreams more than failure and scotch ever will.
Magician cut a girl in half and a guy in the audience said i always get the end that eats.
What's the age where you're sober during all the boring shit your kids do, but drunk during the interesting shit your kids do?
Not everyone evolved. Only the lucky.
M: would you care for some debauchery?
H: is it gluten free debauchery?
M: is there any other kind?
I hate the person I become when I'm trying to explain a reality TV show I watch
Never stop hugging your kids.
hold all your tweets i need to go change into my sexy Saturday night fuck me outfit.
How tepid is the word 'like',
It goes against the grain.
It isn't Twitter.
I yearn for stars
Please bring them back again!
Go ahead and be a whiny little bitch on the Internet. I'm raising teenagers.
oh my god i just noticed that you actually hit one of my tweets so does this mean that we're like back together now.
it's coffee and laughter and pot and music and peanut butter the keeps me alive.
In some people mystique and attraction only grows as you get to know them better. That's love right there.
Her: If you could be on time for the deb-
Me: I'm in! I LOVE debauchery!
Her: -the debate, that'd be great.
To her, music was a symphony of triumph.
If the world ever comes to a stop, can it be on a Saturday? Pretty please??
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @joleneaflower @LaniBeno @_theigirl Remembering @OutOfLeftField_
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