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My husband was thrown off a Facebook page for posting that potato picture I put up earlier. Facebook people are cunts.
If your joints are creaking, you need fresher pot.
I'm very much alcohol dependant. I depend on it getting me drunk.
I need to follow more people who think for themselves.
One eye opens, like a creaky door. "There has been a terrible mistake."
(me, waking up, everyday)
I wave my hands in the air, but deep down, I really do care.
I was doing just fine not knowing you existed
If I don't have space for ellipses, I will use a comma. IDGAF.
I'm going to a V. Day lunch with rich, elderly widows. Considering I'm not rich, overly elderly, nor a widow will guarantee awkwardness.
I've always put up with way more BS than I should have to...
I think I'm done now.
Im sure still taking it hard for someone who thought it was Space Odessy until he died 😭
Not my favorite Bowie song but it makes me saddest.
If you mean pretending to be excited when box wine inadvertently splashes on my face, then yes, I often fantasize about being a porn star.
Dreamt Donald Trump was breastfeeding two baby Donald Trumps so I'm taking suggestions on how I can burn that image from my memory.
He wants to meat me.
Not quite sure if I should be sexually aroused or call the grammar Nazis.
I aim to please and disappoint because I'm all about equality.
I remember the good ol' days when I could get out of a beanbag chair without it being considered exercise.
I'd rather be alone, than continue along any path I don't like, because someone insists on it. I'm a rebel like that.
The problem is not the caring. It's the what's actually important part.
Starting over, isn't something new to me... I've done it before, because it was worth the effort. Every. Time.
Heated seats so glorious I might wee myself a little.
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @Boleyngirly @raimajamil1 @1CleverGirl1 Remembering @OutOfLeftField_
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