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This day in history. 1534. At Gaspé Jacques Cartier claimed all of Canada for France. Iroquois chief Donnacona replied "Hey I'm right here!"
This day in history. 1872. Canadian Elijah McCoy obtained a patent for a lubricant so good people still ask for The Real McCoy in sex shops.
I don't believe in cadaver dogs any more than I believe in human zombies.
There are three rays of light shining through holes in the deck above my head. Does this mean I'm a Christian now?
This day in history. 1923. John Dillinger joined the navy to avoid prosecution for his crimes but you have to join the priesthood for that.
This day in history. 1944. Hitler said on the radio he had survived a bomb blast but Eva's Scotties had not, adding "Shut up you mongrels!"
If there's a question mark in my tweet it's not there for you it's there for posterity.
Thor Heyerdahl crossed the Pacific, the crew of Apollo 8 went around the moon, not knowing they'd come back. I'm afraid to go to Cleveland.
I wouldn't live anywhere where I couldn't hear the sounds of the trains at night and imagine tweet thieves being run over by them.
The best laid plans of mice seldom take the long view.
This day in history. 1585. English explorer John Davis sighted Greenland and called it Land of Desolation since it reminded him of Croydon.
Good fences make good blunt trauma.
This day in history. 1942. George Washington Carver began experiments with sweet potatoes and dandelions to make tires, not vodka. Wasteful.
You look like someone I'd like to know, not that I'd like to know anyone.
You can write a tweet that takes up more than a page but is that really what you want us to remember you by?
From the 12 winded sky. That photo is 40+. Follow friends of the month @chrysalisninja @fuzzlime @HatfieldAnne Remembering @OutOfLeftField_
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