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Evolution is just a theory, kind of like gravity.
Relaxin before work & saw a guy trip & fall coming out of a McDonalds. Lost his coffee, his food, & dignity. Walk it off homie, it's Friday
Never go to bed angry. It's better to stay awake and plot your revenge.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a douchebagasaurus.
If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Bitch-A-Whoreous
A day without sunshine is kind of like...you know, night.
I can't wait to see the commercials when marijuana's legalized.
Just shoved a stick up a mimes ass to see if they can actually make noises. They're Loud as fuck, don't let'em fool you.
This is your butthole • This is your butthole in prison O
Don't go to prison
When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm sticking with my son. He's hella good at killing those fuckers. At least on the #Xbox
Like it or not, I'm seriously under followed.
You lost me at "I'm a dodgers fan."
Hey people who don't like us Americans. FUCK YOU!! Our soldier/citizens paid for your freedoms with their lives. SHOW SOME FUCKIN RESPECT!!
You ARE the ruler of DoucheBagastan. Carry on.
If you were gas in my butt, I would never fart for fear if losing you. Because you're the shit.👍
This cock isn't going to suck itself!!
What I say in my head to my wife, everyday.
I enjoy long walks on the beach w/your mom, bong hits w/your dad, fart & shit jokes, ALL sex jokes, and oh yeah 4:20. Husband to @FuLingYoo, and father of 2