Sure, you can't fix stupid. But you can sure stomp the fuck out of it.

I'm more comfortabe walking thru a dark alley than sitting in a room full of people.

It's soo friggin hot out. I opened the fridge to get a drink and my balls made a run for the egg tray.

My 21 year old daughter is crocheting instead of doing something cool like meth..where the hell did I go wrong?

Just found 120.00 bucks in a hardware store isle. Turned it in ...belonged to an old guy, been a good day.

Diplomas on ur wall does not make you smarter than me. Me being a dumbass makes you smarter than me.

Don't ever tell me how women can be spiteful. Men are by far the bigger crybaby backstabbing pussies.

If my family is healthy, everything else is gravy. Fuck sweating the small stuff.

No matter what happens, I will get my ass out of bed in the morn, go to work, bust my ass so I can feed people who don't wanna work.

Why do people waste energy gettin' pissed at others with different beliefs?

Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.

I'm beginning to believe that the dumbing down of America is almost complete. If it's not, we are really fucked.

I will give anyone the shirt off my back, but I will choke him out with said shirt if he doesn't say thank you.

Keep your friends close, and your enemy at the sole of your boot.

When I was 20 I would say that I would rather live to 50 razin' hell than live to 80 being good. Currently reassessing that...

Soo, the gas station down my road is owned by a gay guy. I might be giving my first blow job for a tank of gas..any pointers?

Is courtesy still a thing? I'm beginning to have my doubts.

Kill 'em with kindness. Or a lead pipe. I don't give a fuck.

Gonna hang at the mall today and give monster wedgies to all the little bastards wearing their pants around their thighs.

"Better to die fighting for freedom then be a prisoner all the days of your life.”
― Bob Marley