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I tried to wash away a cockroach down the sink and I could almost hear it say 'bitch please, I survived Hiroshima' as it crawled back out
John Cena imma let you finish but Cardinal Njue is the new face of RAW
Excuse me Bluemoon, your target audience can't afford a telly
Yes we noticed you go to the gym, you can put your new walking style away
#YouknowsheisNairobian when she chucks the club with her shoes in a paperbag
If KBC was an avi it would be 1KB
Julius Yego should get a medal for reaching the finals with youtube as a coach
So tonight the Presidential Debate is going down like Kibaki's pants
Well, hello sanctions!
Studies show that the day you skip a shower and look like shit you will most definitely meet your ex
So from the TL I can already guess Kethi Kilonzo will be on the cover of Eve Woman etc
'Dude, he just called you brianmbunde', 'OMG! what! here, hold my extra high levels of melanin'
One thing to be thankful for is I didn't wake up with a Ugandan accent
I had a joke about this format but it wasn't funny
You start to believe in humanity again then you hear Sishiki Simu was nominated for an award
Not sure if Zack or just lame
Frankly, I would be hardly surprised if I found out Kanye blows himself
Anime Fan. Your average know-it-all The definition of a Libra