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I tried to wash away a cockroach down the sink and I could almost hear it say 'bitch please, I survived Hiroshima' as it crawled back out
John Cena imma let you finish but Cardinal Njue is the new face of RAW
Excuse me Bluemoon, your target audience can't afford a telly
Yes we noticed you go to the gym, you can put your new walking style away
#YouknowsheisNairobian when she chucks the club with her shoes in a paperbag
If KBC was an avi it would be 1KB
Julius Yego should get a medal for reaching the finals with youtube as a coach
So tonight the Presidential Debate is going down like Kibaki's pants
Putting a tattoo on the boobs is like adding soda to beer, ruining a good thing
Well, hello sanctions!
Studies show that the day you skip a shower and look like shit you will most definitely meet your ex
My internet is slower than Walt Jr.'s walking pace
Son: What's the meaning of champions?
Dad: I don't know son, we are Arsenal fans
What is a Zetech?
So from the TL I can already guess Kethi Kilonzo will be on the cover of Eve Woman etc
'Dude, he just called you brianmbunde', 'OMG! what! here, hold my extra high levels of melanin'
One thing to be thankful for is I didn't wake up with a Ugandan accent
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