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All you need is love.
And food.
And clothing.
And shelter.
And a vice or two.
And insurance.
And a car.
And a 401k.
And good credit.
And food.
And clothing.
And shelter.
And a vice or two.
And insurance.
And a car.
And a 401k.
And good credit.
My dog hates the vacuum, but it's his shedding that makes me vacuum.
I can only conclude that my dog is a masochist.
I can only conclude that my dog is a masochist.
Dear Bathing Suit Designers,
Have you ever SEEN a woman? Enclosed is $20. Go to a peep show and get a clue.
Regards, Joanna
Have you ever SEEN a woman? Enclosed is $20. Go to a peep show and get a clue.
Regards, Joanna
If I'm immature, it's because I had it on good authority in high school that I should never change. Like, 41 people said so in my yearbook.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make, but greater than the square root divided by five.
The ultimate argument trump card: infinity plus one.
It never fails.
Except when pitted against infinity plus two.
It never fails.
Except when pitted against infinity plus two.
Anyone can wash the dishes right away. It takes great courage, resolve, and, let's face it, awesomeness, to let them sit there overnight.
Remember Slip 'n Slides? Or were you one of those poor kids with five trash bags, a hose, and a dream?
I don't want someone I can live with; I want someone I can't live without. Meet Mr. Coffee. I'm thinking a fall wedding.
I've always wanted to be the kind of person that says "market" instead of "grocery store." But sometimes you have to give up on your dreams.
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