Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
WHATTTTT!?!?? WEEZY IN CRITICAL CONDITION?!:?!!?!
Actually planned ahead to take this online exam. Got a 93. Should do this more often. Now to race to AC.
FUCK THE LAKERS!!! BET DAVID STERN WON'T OVERTURN THIS ONE!!!
It's National Best Friends Day. I would celebrate but mine died a few months ago… #NotReallyJustHeIsATotalFaggotNowAndWeDontSpeakAnymore
I don't care how drunk I am but bitch NO I WILL NOT BUY YOU A DRINK..... Go away you are drunk #ducktown
When you aren't sure what to do #4Loko
His brother asked me if he thinks it's a joke. I love him, but he just isn't smart enough to pull this off... #DroppedAtBirth
I'm supposed to be studying up on abortion for this debate I have later today. I plan on relying on my wit and the phrase "NO,YOU'RE STUPID"
Racing to Rite Aid to get candy and decorations for the kids. Happy Halloween.
My Priorities: 1. Me 2. Family & Friends 3. Faith 4. Army #justthoughtyoushouldknow
1 more absence from my 8:30 class and my overall grade gets lowered to a B. Missed class today. Guess what? So did my teacher!!! #YEABUDDY
I've been on a strict diet since I have moved out into the cold dark world. I only eat cup of noodles JK I'm cutting back, just #TopRamen
So. It's FINALIZED. My future son will be named Optimus Prime Danger Correnti. Sorry Mom