Love it when I see people I dislike and they put on weight #BAHHAHAHAHAHHA

WHATTTTT!?!?? WEEZY IN CRITICAL CONDITION?!:?!!?!

Actually planned ahead to take this online exam. Got a 93. Should do this more often. Now to race to AC.

GOOD FOR YOU!!! RT @shmoey03 @joecistheman this could mean dwight to LA no more...brooklyn may be only option....

FUCK THE LAKERS!!! BET DAVID STERN WON'T OVERTURN THIS ONE!!!

It's National Best Friends Day. I would celebrate but mine died a few months ago… #NotReallyJustHeIsATotalFaggotNowAndWeDontSpeakAnymore

I decided to cut back on my drinking. Only baby beers from here on out #BabyCorona #Coronita http://t.co/vXf4l80k

I don't care how drunk I am but bitch NO I WILL NOT BUY YOU A DRINK..... Go away you are drunk #ducktown

WHO WILL GO GET TATTOOS WITH ME!?!?!??! Certainly not @tiffy_lacel

When you aren't sure what to do #4Loko

Cutest crackheads EVER!!! I'm going to rob them http://t.co/dxY6yIyx

His brother asked me if he thinks it's a joke. I love him, but he just isn't smart enough to pull this off... #DroppedAtBirth

I'm supposed to be studying up on abortion for this debate I have later today. I plan on relying on my wit and the phrase "NO,YOU'RE STUPID"

Racing to Rite Aid to get candy and decorations for the kids. Happy Halloween.

My Top 5 Songs of ALL TIME!!!!! http://t.co/J6K4wH8f

My Priorities: 1. Me 2. Family & Friends 3. Faith 4. Army #justthoughtyoushouldknow

1 more absence from my 8:30 class and my overall grade gets lowered to a B. Missed class today. Guess what? So did my teacher!!! #YEABUDDY

I've been on a strict diet since I have moved out into the cold dark world. I only eat cup of noodles JK I'm cutting back, just #TopRamen

But I got her because come August 11th I'm taking her on a all expenses paid trip to AC for Leslee's bday. I got you @tiffy_lacel

So. It's FINALIZED. My future son will be named Optimus Prime Danger Correnti. Sorry Mom