If you have sexy hair AND a Mac, I promise I will shag you.

@ithinkepic "I don't get your tweet button" is the lil thing on someone's profile that says "This user's tweets do not appear on your TL" :)

Omg my profile pic is like 2 years old. And I've been moaning about it for the last 2 years as well

A Turkish Olympic wrestler fell onto me on the tube today.

I love that little effect on the corner of a tweet when you RT it AND fav it :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC SAADE :)

Listening to Beyoncé whilst doing homework is dangerous. I just realised I've been doing a euphoric dance for the last few minutes.

“@_loveforlouis: #1DFact RT if you know these dates... 1/2/94...13/9/93...12/1/93...24/12/91 & 29/8/93” It doesn't take a god damn genius.

OK, when I realised we were going down the board, I accepted #Sweden. Now, Azerbaijan are winning, I'm so angry. #eurovision :P

Canada = America + Extra niceness - Death Penalty + gay rights + a bit more Britishness, eh? :)

@ijever Dude I moaned at Microsoft for that and they said that they 'have to cover server administration fees' :-/ ... :P

Weather like this just fucks up my running routine.

Genuinely thought it was Halloween yesterday :L

And my ride is parked outside! @robhparry

@robhparry Woah!̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅ your screen is messed up.

My Wednesday is literally the most boring school day in the entire history of the Universe.

@anna_skaria @robhparry @will1lucas @elliotcryne @1dgleekfreak @bluey_acresx @missmcflyy @ladygaga @iamkelis @rihanna @ciara Yeah, same. :)

RT if you're immortal.

7 out of 9 eyewitnesses recanted. No physical evidence. Stop the execution of Troy Davis! www.tinyurl.com/troyepetition #TroyDavis Please RT

I respect Justin Bieber, I don't say I hate him (like some guys my age) and I even like some of his music, but I'm
NOT a boy-belieber.