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When Ryan talks, Biden looks at the camera like he's on The Office. #VPDebate
In the next debate, Obama should try Romney's tactic of lying a whole bunch. That seems to be working for him.
I'm almost positive that gluten didn't exist four years ago.
I hope 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' ends with all the super smart monkeys teaching Kevin James how to get the girl of his dreams.
The fact that the younger bombing suspect followed a Will Ferrell parody account is being vastly underreported.
Paul Ryan looks like he could manage the fuck out of an Applebee's.
So many idiots are furious to have access to health care right now.
Kind of sad that Mitt Romney didn't even win in Jackson County, Missouri, where he believes the Garden of Eden was located.
Whoever is tickling Biden's feet needs to stop it. #VPDebate
It's Rick Santorum's choice to terminate his presidential campaign, even this late into its development.
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