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When Ryan talks, Biden looks at the camera like he's on The Office. #VPDebate
Tia has 400K more followers than Tamara
In the next debate, Obama should try Romney's tactic of lying a whole bunch. That seems to be working for him.
I'm almost positive that gluten didn't exist four years ago.
"Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory." - NBA players to their interior designers
Twitter is about to get real fun
I hope 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' ends with all the super smart monkeys teaching Kevin James how to get the girl of his dreams.
The fact that the younger bombing suspect followed a Will Ferrell parody account is being vastly underreported.
Paul Ryan looks like he could manage the fuck out of an Applebee's.
Feels like if real shit went down, the people wearing "Keep Calm and Carry On" t-shirts would be the first ones to lose their shit and die
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