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#GrandTheftAutoTaughtMe if you shoot a cop but hide for a good 5 minutes... everyone will just forget all about it.
WAIT, WHAT! WHY IS R.I.P BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY TRENDING?! No way man. I loved Bill Nye. He was the only good part of science class.
#YouCantBeInARelationshipWithMe if you don't have a sense of humor. I joke around too much.
Shoutout to the girls who have real eyelashes. You're a dying breed.
"Swag", "I ain't even mad doe", "Ratchet", "Thirsty", "YOLO." If you don't say any of this shit you're 10x's more attractive to me.
#WaysToIrritateMe Make sure you sing really loud while my favorite song comes on the radio. I love your shitty voice ruining my song.
A,B, She wanna C the D.
I never got why people call their ex's "ugly" or "slutty" or a "loser". You went out w/ an ugly slutty loser? That says a lot about you lol.
#IfPornWasReal Everyone's mom would be DTF
Justin Bieber's birthday is tomorrow.. Twitter just might break in half.
That Zayn Malik must have a lot of wives because I see a ton of girls who claim to be married to him.
When the only running you do is on Temple Run. #TheresAProblem
Did you ever notice that the symbol "&" looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor
There's always at least one thing trending about Justin Bieber. His fans are so loyal. That's awesome.
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