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Work has no respect for my social networking responsibilities.
In case anyone is bringing my coffee...I take it Irish. ((drunk and tough to understand))
Sometimes it's not enough
Sometimes you gotta get away to find you
Tired of living a life of "what if's"
Too many of them in my life so far. Sometimes you've gotta say fuck it & see what happens.
Don't go through life without ever getting up to bat...you may strike out but at least you gave yourself a chance
Dear sleep...If you dont start cooperating all around imma kick your fuckin ass. Sincerely, me. That means a lot of sleep and now!
Ooh?! Is that subtweet for me!!?
I don't care what the situation...air humping people when they bend over is always hilarious.
Sweat baby, sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Bah! Alarm smash...alarm bad....Monday bad....coffee good...work bad.....sleep good....getting up bad
If you're gonna give the finger make sure it's not hobbit length...it distracts me from your anger
Morning...my old nemesis. So we meet again
I have a brain malfunction, don't care who it is, if I can hear you chewing I'm gonna be annoyed. Supermodel or housefrau, doesn't matter
Happy morning, parump a pum pum, I don't wanna get up, parump a pum pum...yoou can't make me, parump a pum pum rumpa pum pum rumpa pum pum
Don't seize the day....caress the day, treat it like it's the best day ever, make it know it's the only day for you. Treat it right....
Sick motherfuckers in this world...dead children aren't funny
“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
― Bob Marley
Please Rama Lama my ding dong
I'm mostly stoopid and love porn....follow if you dare #MMOT http://t.co/jRdqB1p1