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I miss you, and I love you. (pretend I'm the person you want to hear that from! LOL)
When everything's meant to be broken. I just want you to knowwwww who I ammmm.
Now that we're all adults and can laugh about it, when you guys were kids, where did you hide your poop?
If I get 500 followers by midnight I will cover my entire body in oatmeal and upload a video of me dancing.
Weird you don't hear too much about coffee in hip hop.
The best part about being single is pretending everyone wants to date me.
Speaking French sounds exactly like if you had a mouth full of marbles, and you did an impression of Rick Ross whispering.
I'm not a fan of Star Wars. But I am a fan of making someone watch their home planet explode.
The older I get the less cute people think my "Michelle Tanner" impression is.
How do these suspenders go with my leather boots, cuffed pants, handkerchief, and fedora? I just don't want to look like a douchebag.
If I had a time machine I'd travel to the Victorian era and teach them jeans and t-shirt.
What have humans done to deserve dogs?
You know you're getting old when my Dad is the lead singer of Weezer.
1100 followers by midnight and I'll put my hair in Stevie Wonder Beads and get a new drivers license photo.
"Alright guys let's think! How hard can it be to write a song about having a wonderful Christmas time?!" -- Paul McCartney
Step 1) Build your twitter world. Step 2) Watch your twitter world become a reality.
So if I'm understanding this correctly, women have bleeding butts where their dicks should be?