@jaslakhmna I'm right there with you #ineedhelp

This fucking ginger next to me...i swear to god. #HateCrime

There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Monogue, dimples above a females butt, and the look in a mans eye before I beat his ass.

@nonstopawesome i bet that you and I would be the best of friends. we could make breastfeeding mothers all over the world hate us.

@mod_regime yeah I saw that. I was going to tell her the 90's called and wanted its teenage angst back.

@mod_regime thanks for the follow!

@southeastqueen @1shred uhhhhh yeah. #blocked

RT @classy_cassy89 "I'd bang ya."


With a frying pan.

Or a baseball bat?

@thechrisarmy @terranicole6 I will drink in your honor tonight #columbusdayincolumbus

@jaslakhmna that one was and oldie but a goodie. I still hate that ginger, and I don't even work there anymore!

What guy hasn't done some extensive research on their own genetalia?

@graciemag blue belt. You have white belts trying to prove a point on you, and purple belts beating you down.

@too_racy_for_fb a true mystery of our generation

@j_dorn @occupy_columbus I was walking by when it happened. The #occupy guys did great at reacting quickly!

@cool_jesse just followed me. My lid is now complete. Scratch that....still need Eastbound and Down on BluRay.

@sheseemslegit probably your desperate cries for love and attention?

@nonstopawesome think bigger! He needs to roll his ankle as he scrapes his knee! Make him suffer!

@4thquatrain amen, sir.

@nonstopawesome they are assholes.

@nonstopawesome your honesty impresses me more than your thought process