Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
FYI, the Hoobastank Pandora station plays way too much fucking Incubus
Help! Accidentally just drank a Gatorade 3 before drinking 1 or 2. Please call poison control.
My main takeaway from this year's best picture nominees is that the only thing scarier than space is white people.
So, with that new tablet I can design a cake AND listen to "Moves Like Jagger"? Finally, technology catches up to my weekends.
I bet the first guy to eat a coconut totally ate the outside. What a fucking idiot!
Just spent like 30 mins learning about how ducks rape, and now I'm thinking of starting an anti-duck rape culture blog called Jezabill.
I was enjoying some new music, but then I learned it was by Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates' daughter and now I don't know how to feel
If being a comedian is tweeting a shitty pun about a person the second I learn they're dead, then I'm not sure I want to be a comedian.
I bet an ex-girlfriend of mine is about to get REAL into Whitney Houston.