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FYI, the Hoobastank Pandora station plays way too much fucking Incubus
Help! Accidentally just drank a Gatorade 3 before drinking 1 or 2. Please call poison control.
My main takeaway from this year's best picture nominees is that the only thing scarier than space is white people.
So, with that new tablet I can design a cake AND listen to "Moves Like Jagger"? Finally, technology catches up to my weekends.
Just spent like 30 mins learning about how ducks rape, and now I'm thinking of starting an anti-duck rape culture blog called Jezabill.
If being a comedian is tweeting a shitty pun about a person the second I learn they're dead, then I'm not sure I want to be a comedian.
I bet an ex-girlfriend of mine is about to get REAL into Whitney Houston.
Billy beane email me JoeyDevineComedy@gmail.com
Not sure if Gravity is the best picture of the year, but it's definitely the best video game cutscene of all time.
Looking for producers for my new documentary, "Searching For Afroman." I wrote this joke a year late, because I got high.
OH SHIT! I just remembered I bought a zoo 2 years ago.
Gotham city has a lot of mentally ill people that are really good at planning stuff