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My dream job is to be the guy in mission control who throws the papers in the air when it turns out the astronaut is safe.
Matt Damon's are from Mars, Ben Affleck's are from Venus
FYI, the Hoobastank Pandora station plays way too much fucking Incubus
If the warriors lose I'm blaming this https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/595770196108914689 …
When eating alone, make sure to sit near the trash can like the garbage person you are.
"Calista!! Come help me with my earring!!!"- Harrison Ford, every morning probably
Pretty excited to hear from all the people who hate Kanye but also worship Morrissey this week
Help! Accidentally just drank a Gatorade 3 before drinking 1 or 2. Please call poison control.
People are tweeting about boxing and horse racing, which answers the question "what twitter would've been like during the Great Depression"
How come nobody told me all of The Smiths songs were about being Friendzoned?!?!?!?!?!?!?
DONT BOTHER ME IM VAPING
My main takeaway from this year's best picture nominees is that the only thing scarier than space is white people.
Day 4: Googled "Lily Tomlin Edith Ann Giant Chair Going Out Of Business". Shot in the dark. No results. Starting to get discouraged.
Just got stressed out at the idea of having to explain to a child how we bought concert tickets before the Internet.
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Clean and rad and powerful, writer, comedian
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