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FYI, the Hoobastank Pandora station plays way too much fucking Incubus
Help! Accidentally just drank a Gatorade 3 before drinking 1 or 2. Please call poison control.
"Calista!! Come help me with my earring!!!"- Harrison Ford, every morning probably
How come nobody told me all of The Smiths songs were about being Friendzoned?!?!?!?!?!?!?
DONT BOTHER ME IM VAPING
My main takeaway from this year's best picture nominees is that the only thing scarier than space is white people.
So, with that new tablet I can design a cake AND listen to "Moves Like Jagger"? Finally, technology catches up to my weekends.
I bet the first guy to eat a coconut totally ate the outside. What a fucking idiot!
I bet Redman was so jealous when Method Man released "All I Need" with Mary J. Blige instead of him
"The Game recognize The Game" -rapper looking in the mirror as he overcomes amnesia
Just spent like 30 mins learning about how ducks rape, and now I'm thinking of starting an anti-duck rape culture blog called Jezabill.
My comedy is like jazz. It's the jokes I'm not tellin', man. (Good ones)